Olivia Neutron Bomb

Have any of you had an accident story that began with;
So there I was drinking some gravy when...?

Just me?

All of them

Hey girl are you a mecha?
Cause Gundammm!

I thought Descartes was that canned coffee that had that commercial of Anthony Head and that chick who were horny for each other.

You know they were thirsting before thirsting was a thing but also they were thirsty, hence their needing some instant coffee to drink.

Really makes you think...

TV show idea #1067

Patti Lupon-garou
Broadway Werewolf

Broadway legend Patti LuPone transforms into a wolf whenever an understudy sings off key and can only be defeated by throwing a Tony Award at her.

Every episode she solves a wolf related crime.

It's not a comedy.

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I started ripping my collection starting with my Kino Lorber stuff.
I got 40 done, got overwhelmed, and now I have around 140 more KL's to go. 🤣
I need to hire 50 temps to do it for me 🤣

Night of the Reaper 2025 (10/10) 💀

This movie is phenomenal. I came into it thinking it would be just a cookie cutter slasher flick. Nope, it's very well made, well acted, and well written. An instant Halloween classic. Put this on your watchlist.

It's streaming on Shudder and AMC+.
#horror #movie

I have so much emotional baggage, I had to buy another barrel of pickled herring to hide it behind.

Now I need something to mask the smell of six barrels of pickled herring and my inability to accept change.

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Use both at once - Predalientor

Sometimes I hear voices.

Deep and menacing voices.

Definitely not mine.

I can tell the difference because mine is baratone with a lot of swish.

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The Obvious Olivia Orator Observer Oline Edition for Wednesday October 1st.

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Can I borrow somebody's MedBed?
Mine is on the fritz. I keep waking up in the same tired old body.

I exaggerated about how bad my period was to get out of housework.

One could say I was ovary acting.

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What about the recently discovered Stenographersaurus?
Buerocratus Rex?
Typlodocus?
Lawsoraptor?
Archaeophthalmologyx?
Souscheflodon?
Frycookatops?
Justatemplodon?

If Dwayne Johnson was a submissive,
would he be Rock Bottom?

I apologize for posting this.

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Anyone know what time the rapture is coming?
I wanna take a nap first.

*person enters pet store*

Salesperson: How may I help you?

Customer: I need cat food.

SP: How many cats do you have?

C: None since breakfast.

SP: Then why do you need the food?

C: You never know when you'll have to catch your next breakfast.

*scene*

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