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Olivia Neutron Bomb

@oliviacotm.bsky.social

☆She/Her☆ •Neurodivergent •ADHD •Mentally ill🙃 •56yrs •I like to write dumb "jokes/puns/other humor products" that make me laugh •I collect DVDs, Blu-rays, 4Ks, & comic book omnibuses & such Transgender and scared •I have an imaginary intern named Keith

4,423 Followers  |  7,169 Following  |  688 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024  |  2.648

Latest posts by oliviacotm.bsky.social on Bluesky

I asked a porn star about his work in adult films.
He said it was easy to get into once you can find it but it was hard on the whole.

Note to staff: Dammit Keith! You've been told time and time again, puns do not work when written down. We here at OliviaCo™️ expect higher standards!

#OliviaCo

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Indeed 😂

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Platonic = The stuff you mix with imaginary gin.

Play-Doh = How one purchases the platonic.

#oliviaco
#humor #joke #writingcommunity

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Don't do it guys I'm super serious.

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I didn't mean to call you cranberry sauce, Jack!

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Let's Get Ready to Rhumble by Ant & Dec

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-How Olivia is like a toddler-

Mom: Tell dad how we saw a bird at the park.

Me: *vacant stare*

Mom: We saw a bird? At the park?

Me: *not sure what's going on*
Me: Oh yeah! I saw a bird. It was red.

Mom: Blue.

Me: We saw a blue bird at the park.
Me: I wish that bird pooped on a squirrel.

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I'm tepid blooded
Dig it yourself
I got a fever of 97.3
Come on darling
Do stuff with me
Cuz I'm tepid blooded
Tepid blooded
Yeah

#OliviaCo #humor #dumb

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IMAGINE THIS?!

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#OliviaCo

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My favorite dinosaur is the velocipede.

My 2nd favorite dinosaur is the Spirograph.

#OliviaCo

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Why can't you find the Austrian composer of the German national anthem?

He's Haydn.

#OliviaCo Creators of jokes/puns that don't quite work when written down.
Competitors claim that our "jokes/puns" never work. Of course they're wrong and we stand by our official OliviaCo™️ "One Chuckle Guarantee."

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Transgender awareness week and day of remembrance

Transgender awareness week and day of remembrance

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Feeling cute might get fossilized later.

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They roll downstairs alone or in pairs making a thumpity sound.
A veg, a veg! A wonderful veg!
Everyone knows it's onions.
Onions! Onions! What a wonderful toy!
They're fun for a salad or soup.

#OliviaCo #writingcommunity
#jokes #humor

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Won Ton Ton, the Dog Who Saved Hollywood 1976 (5.5/10)
Mostly funny.
Stars Madeline Kahn, Bruce Dern, Art Carney, Teri Garr, Billy Barty, and many famous cameos.
(I'm pretty sure the dog was a nervous wreck for the rest of it's life.)
#physicalmedia #movies

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The existence of baked potatoes implies the existence of raw potafingers

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So the Epstein vote isn't the only reason Mike Johnson should fear Rep. Yassamin Ansari. More of this, please.

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My local butcher makes his own sausages.
I tried one. It was offal.

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#OliviaCo #joke #humor #writingcommunity

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