Bellacissa ⚛️

Supercallousfragileracistlyingnatzipotus protest sign.

I've been gone for a good long while because I've been fighting the good fight over on the hellsite. Add any great protest signs you've seen here, and I'll flood the zone with them over there. I know not everyone is in a position to fight back, but I am. So, I will.

Elon Musk contemplates leaving politics because the big, scary liberals hurt his little feelings.

One of two things has happened here. Either he's lost JUST enough money for him to feel it, or the Orange Pariah kicked him to the curb.

Doesn't matter really. We're all in, Musky Butt. You can stay or you can fold, but the hits will keep on coming. 😈

a person is riding a lawn mower on a lush green field . Alt: a person is riding a lawn mower on a lush green field .

Happiness is...

The mowers showing up BEFORE my morning conference call instead of right in the middle of it. #WFH #EnjoyTheSilence

Texas is absurd to say the least.

That's alright. I'm only an hour from the Oklahoma border. I guess it's time to make bootlegging great again.

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As a Texan, all I can say is that it's a damn good thing that I'm only an hour from the Oklahoma border. I'm old enough to remember bootlegging. 😈

If you love Val Kilmer, check out the POP CULTURE BASEMENT podcast hosted by my friend,
@mikejamison.bsky.social.

In this special edition, we talk about the great roles Val Kilmer played, his dedication to the craft, and yes, my teenage crush on him.

What's your favorite Val Kilmer performance?

That's because you're a sane conservative, and actually have morals. You guys seem to be few and far between, but that's only because the extremists are so LOUD.

a man in a cowboy hat says i beg to differ sir ... we started a game we haven 't got to finish Alt: a man in a cowboy hat says i beg to differ sir ... we started a game we haven 't got to finish

Thank you for having me on! Val Kilmer was my teenage crush and is one of my all-time favorite actors. He put everything he had into every role, and it showed.

He was gone WAY too soon, and will be missed.

I pulled the trigger on an NVIDIA GPU that's manufactured in Taiwan on the day Trump announced the tariffs. I knew it would either be impossible to get or double the price if we waited.

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I'd like to think I won't be petty and dance in the streets when the Big Macs finally do their job, but I'm petty and I will absolutely dance in the streets when the Big Macs finally do their job.

a living room with a black couch and a wooden coffee table Alt: a living room with a black couch and a wooden coffee table with a person flopping on the couch face down.

I have two options on this fine Saturday. Catch up on house cleaning or flop my happy ass down on the couch and rest after a week of chaos.

Decisions, decisions.

I, too, would like to cuddle a water sausage. Despite living in a landlocked subdivision in North Texas with exactly zero chance of ever finding a water sausage to cuddle, I will add this to my bucket list.

a cartoon character with the words did you rub my lamp Alt: a cartoon character with the words did you rub my lamp

"I'd never use ChatGPT because I can think for myself."

I use it daily for very specific things. But, first, I spent MONTHS teaching it how to do the things I need it to do. It's a valuable tool because I learned how to use it correctly.

It's an LLM, not a genie in a bottle or a Magic 8 Ball.

I hope someone sues her for impersonating a federal officer.

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I currently have one parent getting chemo and the other in the hospital with a fractured pelvis.

It's been a stressful weekend to say the least.

And now, the #OrangeMonday stock market crash is inevitable.

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

Damn. That was quick.

They don't care until the nanosecond that it affects them directly. Let's hope more of them reach the find out portion of the program as quickly.

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Am I the only one who wouldn't even know who #GeorgeSoros is if the RWNJs didn't insist we were all being paid by him? 😆

Me searching for my check:

Huh. I thought I was posting this on the hellsite. I'm tired. 😆

a black and white photo of a train with the caption " all aboard the hypocritical hate train !! " Alt: a black and white photo of a train with the caption " all aboard the hypocritical hate train !! "

The right in 2008: Obama got us into a recession! This is the WORST thing ever!

The right in 2021: Biden is going to put us into a recession! This is the WORST thing ever!

The right in 2025: Trump is going to put us into a recession! This is the BEST thing ever!

a black and white photo of a train with the caption " all aboard the hypocritical hate train !! " Alt: a black and white photo of a train with the caption " all aboard the hypocritical hate train !! "

Every RWNJ on the hellsite:

2008: Obama got us into a recession! This is the worst thing ever!

2021: Biden is going to put us into a recession! This is the worst thing ever!

2025: Trump will put us into a recession! This is the best thing ever!

a large flock of penguins are walking in the snow with national geographic wild written on the bottom right Alt: a large flock of penguins are walking in the snow with national geographic wild written on the bottom right

The penguins from the uninhabited islands are pissed at their new 10% tariff and are marching on Washington. They'll save us all!

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I don't get it. Real people don't sit around thinking about whether balls belong in pants or skirts. They just don't. I literally do not care what someone does with their own body. Why do these people think about it all the time, FFS?

And, yes. Yeet them ALL the way into the sun.

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We only have streaming services at home, not cable, so I'm not used to commercials anymore.

I'm at my parents' house, and they only have cable, no streaming.

So. Many. Drug. Commercials.

a man with a mustache has the words i have not yet begun to defile myself below him Alt: Val Kilmer has the words i have not yet begun to defile myself below him

This one hurts. Soar among the stars, #ValKilmer.

Oh, I get it. When they took out my ten pound vampire blood baby (an ovarian cyst the size of a loaf of bread) I had to wait a few days for the "negative for malignancy" results, too.

The doc was pretty sure it was benign, but that sense of relief when you find out for sure is amazing. Congrats!

A black and white cat sleeping on the job while his human tries to fulfill a guitar pick order.

Yesterday, Luna the Diva decided to "help" my son with his guitar pick fulfillment work. Because flopping on top of the picks is so helpful. 😆

The all-nighter AND the double shift the next day! Ahh, college.