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Alex

@theunorthodox.bsky.social

Love cats and metal. Hate bigots, fascists, and abusers. He/him. ACAB Free Palestine ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ

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We Stay Ugly 'Til The Pretty Decays, by Mara Calder 9 track album

ITโ€™S BANDCAMP FRIDAY!!!! EVERYTHING HALF OFF!!! THIS BEAUTY IS NAME YOUR PRICE!!!
#darkcabaret #steampunk #heavymetal #MetalCommunity #MetalFamily

06.03.2026 09:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bandcamp Friday is upon us!!!

Please help us to spread this far and wide. If you can't afford to buy anything today, we get it! Times are hard. Please share instead! It helps just as much :)

06.03.2026 08:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dancers Beneath Shores of Fire, by Demon Sluice 5 track album

Itโ€™s Bandcamp Friday. Get Sluiceโ€™d

demonsluice.bandcamp.com/album/dancer...

06.03.2026 09:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 06:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Surprise, I started the pre-order a day early. The first single, Honor and Glory, is now streaming on Ampwall and Bamdcamp.

fathomlessmetal.ampwall.com/album/ii-thy...

fathomlessmetal.bandcamp.com/album/ii-thy...

#metalsky
#blackmetalsky
#newmusic

06.03.2026 02:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I will never vote for Kamala Harris.

05.03.2026 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 478    ๐Ÿ” 89    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

Terror Alert Level:

06.03.2026 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 584    ๐Ÿ” 129    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just spilled bepis all over my bepis

06.03.2026 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

In 1992

06.03.2026 00:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Boner Boysยฎ๏ธ

06.03.2026 00:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The ball is jumpin today

05.03.2026 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Reds and Dodgers hit 10 homers ๐Ÿ˜ณ

05.03.2026 23:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

goddamn itโ€™s so fucking goooood

05.03.2026 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Small black and white kitten is chewing on a page from a book)

Small black and white kitten is chewing on a page from a book)

I dosed up, children. ๐Ÿคฉ

Hereโ€™s Erza trying to eat a book (Good Morals and Gentle Manners for Schools and Families, 1873)

05.03.2026 23:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 43    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

an anagram for "kristi noem" is "i stink more"

05.03.2026 23:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 46    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

(It was Kamala Harris)

05.03.2026 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

#SheShat in the #SheShed

05.03.2026 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bro Iโ€™m such a history buff bro I love like ww2 and shitโ€ฆ oh this tattoo? Idk itโ€™s uhh itโ€™s like a skull n crossbones or whatever just thought it looked cool yโ€™know ๐Ÿ˜†

05.03.2026 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I find punching them therapeutic as well

05.03.2026 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if Graham Platner didnโ€™t know that he got a nazi symbol tattooed over his heart, then he shouldnโ€™t be a senator.

if Graham Platner did know that he got a nazi symbol tattooed over his heart, then he shouldnโ€™t be a senator.

Graham Platner should not be a senator.

05.03.2026 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 118    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
A white cat with a brown tabby half mask and a dazed look on her face lying near a catnip toy that says โ€œdude, you gotta fuckinโ€™ rub your face in this shitโ€

A white cat with a brown tabby half mask and a dazed look on her face lying near a catnip toy that says โ€œdude, you gotta fuckinโ€™ rub your face in this shitโ€

nip crazed

05.03.2026 22:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Same, kitty

05.03.2026 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Your honor, motion to strike the words โ€œhot pissโ€ from the charging documents and replace with โ€œsquirtโ€

06.09.2024 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh thank goodness ๐Ÿ˜…

05.03.2026 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hell yeah

05.03.2026 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only took him 20 years to get it covered up too

05.03.2026 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's been years since I've made a post like this but coming over from Twitter was kinda brutal for the blog's audience. Can I get my mutuals to go follow @heavyblog.bsky.social? I want to start posting there more but kind of feel like I'm screaming into the void right now.

God I hate self marketing

05.03.2026 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Yacht rock Joel McHale gettin things started

05.03.2026 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DENNIS

14.09.2024 22:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1954    ๐Ÿ” 576    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49    ๐Ÿ“Œ 71

Thatโ€™s got a nice ring to it

05.03.2026 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0