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A collection of six ominous bird valentines set against a background of pink hearts. In the first one, a Canada Goose looks angry and hisses and the text says "Baby, I'll make you fall head over heels if you approach within 10m of my nest." In the second, an American white pelican opens its mouth to eat the reader and the text says "There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I want this one." In the third valentine, a Black Vulture looks suspiciously at the reader and the text says "I will love you until you die. And after that, I'll love you even more." A Southern Cassowary stands proudly against the heart-covered background. The text says "My wattles are red. My head is blue. My deadly reputation has been somewhat overblown, but I'd kill for you." In the fifth valentine, a Northern Giant-Petrel stands open-billed next to a large brown furry object, and the text says "Let's seal the deal by sharing a 3000 kg elephant seal carcass." In panel 6, a happy-looking Bearded Vulture holds a bone in its beak, and the text says "I love every part of you, especially your bones."

Ominous bird valentines.

This is an accurate endorsement of Bluesky. The core user base are the kids who would whisper "wanna see a weird bug?"
And then proceed to show you the weirdest bug/thing/idea you have ever seen.
Welcome, #NewSkies

Important to understand this is not necessarily permanent. What I’ve seen is that some places like CVS are saying they’re waiting for further clarification from the govt.

Also check to see if you are able to cross state lines. I live in NY but have gotten every one of my covid shots in NJ

this user supports crows, ravens, and their agenda corvid haters unfollow immediately

We had to collect 180K signatures to put proposition A on the ballot to increase minimum wage to $13.75 and guarantee sick pay for Missourians. The measure won.

Just now, the Missouri House voted to overturn our will. Without signatures…with a vote. They do the bidding of the wealthy.

Lady Gaga, wearing black leather clothes with a lot of eyelets and black cord, with long hair that looks kinda like a bob in the front, very romulan look

Lady Gaga looks like she's about to tell her men to decloak and fire on the USS Enterprise

HEADLINE: CDC posts, then deletes, data on bird flu spread between cats and people. The data which appeared fleetingly online on Wednesday, confirmed transmission in two households.

It is evident the CDC is being muzzled SO let’s talk about what YOU can do to PROTECT yourself AND your pets. 🧪🧵 ⬇️

I should not be going into TJ Maxx when I’m this emotionally fragile

Autism doesn’t make me accidentally do the Nazi salute. He knew what he was doing. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

If you find that your uninformed personal opinion disagrees with expert consensus on a technical topic, please consider that “all the experts know something I don’t” is a much more likely explanation than “I alone solved a complex problem that all the world’s experts have long been studying.”

Whatever happens, never forget: READING FOR PLEASURE has the biggest positive impact of any factor on children's life chances. So always make time to share books with kids, and help them find books to love. Make reading central to everything you do. It will change their lives forever!
#literacy

Photo of a small crab from NOAA’s social media. It’s covered in spikes

Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found

the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement

I used to love reading dystopian fiction in high school.

Reaaaaally not enjoying living through dystopian reality as an adult.

Don't let Donald Trump extending the TikTok ban distract you from the fact that his Administration is about to conduct mass deportations across America in a matter of days.

Donald Trump is using TikTok to distract Americans from the fact that he has no plans.

The image shows a TikTok office building with the TikTok logo prominently displayed in the foreground. Above the building, there is a "Spirit Halloween" banner featuring a cartoon grim reaper. The juxtaposition humorously suggests that the TikTok office has been taken over or replaced by a Spirit Halloween store.

That was fast.

Watch me get restricted or something bc I’m mass following my twt mutuals all at once 💀

Fuck it Kit is Gay