𝐋𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐝𝐞!

“Ah—“

So… Furina had calmed down… and suddenly went into a fetal position… her head had never left the Knave’s lap though… she was honestly terrified… seeing that hand lower.. only to be surprised when her head began to be… pat..? Stroked..? But her expression…

Scary…. She couldn’t NOT be afraid..

“Huh?!— ah… me..? Im just…— ah.. laying here…— that’s all..!”

Honestly she didn’t have a good explanation for this… it had just happened in the moment and now she couldn’t get herself out of it..— like she’d gotten herself out of every other problem… she’d seemed to relax a bit around The Knave…

Honestly— Furina was completely terrified the entire time… she was shaking, quivering… but silent… she didn’t want to say anything out of line…. She was trying to face her fears… it wasn’t working too much— since the reason she was shaking was BECAUSE they’d locked eyes

After that she’d rushed over to the Priestess with a big grin almost as if she was excited to do this..

“Can… i touch your ears? Please?”

The Archon didn’t even seem to stay still… upon seeing Yae.. she’d seemed to have a blank face… she knew exactly where her ears were… But suddenly she’d let out..

“Thank you very much! It’s quite an honor to be here!”

Furina then seemed to take a bow.. like she’d normally done in her dramas..

Huh..? Not quite.. im not the Furina you think i am….

I am STILL a god, meaning.. you’d better watch yourself.. little girl.

Besides… you don’t look too intimidating anyway!

Seriously..? Sparkle will feel JUSTICE before she even gets to try doing something like that..!

Just the thought of something like that happening makes the goddess laugh!

The Hydro Archon hasn’t seen a kitsune before… so now she’s going on a little trip to inazuma just to see @foxpriestess.bsky.social The God Of Justice is truly a cute little thing… isn’t she..?

“You know.. i do hate having to get my hands dirty.. but.. as the god of justice.. i’ll just have to stop your little threats”

Yeah— and then right after that.. an orb of scorching hot water seemed to form around the croc… it was basically keeping her inside as if the outside had a barrier..

“Hmm…— i have a better idea!”

Furina would just snap her finger…. Waiting a moment with a smug smile… the point was to basically get the woman cocky…. By not doing anything.

“Hmm..—“

“Huh?!… you dare speak to a GOD like that?! Your insolence knows no bounds woman… i could have you arrested post haste..!”

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she'd looked him in his eyes.... he was being genuine...

"ugh... you are just full of surprises.... aren't you dear Traveler....? just because you're famous doesn't mean you'll overshadow me... do you hear me?!

you're just lucky... i don't have anything planned for you...."

Her eyes had widened... he'd suddenly vanished! she'd seemed to look around... before turning away... and just as she'd done so... she'd hear his voice... making her turn around again...

"there's no POSSIBLE way you could have done that! you didn't even leave the nation did you?!"

“Ah— 𝐍𝐎! Why would you even ask something like that..? I am quite serious about this law… you have about…. Two minutes to leave.. so you can drop her off! Shoo… it starts now..”

She’d only said that because she thought he couldn’t leave the entire nation in minutes… so she could just arrest him.

“Ah- EXCUSE?! Again.. you disrespect me..! You’d better check yourself fool! I’ll truly put you away.. right into the fortress!”

She’d seem angry.. especially at that annoying look..

“Trials are meant to have stakes..! And it just to happens to be your imprisonment..! Though.. you wouldn’t seem to be any fun..”

She’d scoff before folding her arms

“You don’t seem like the type who would be good for the Court’s stage..”

She doesn’t want to judge the trial… AND well— she’s the god of justice..! She doesn’t need a trial.. if she doesn’t want drama..

The officers she’d sent should be knocking on his inn room door… no Trial needed.. they’re probably just gonna toss him in a cell..

“Ah— i thought it would just be a funny prank….— ahem… do you want to be arrested? for questioning me..?”

Sooo… is that why he’s serving time right now..! She didn’t say anything like that— he wouldn’t be arrested if she liked it.. hmph… he must be a big idiot..! Now get back to work in the fortress

𝐅𝐮𝐣𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞.

𝘔𝘢𝘺𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘭𝘢𝘸 𝘸𝘢𝘴… 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘰 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥…

The archon has had to arrest multiple people for… quote unquote.. “whipping it out” in front of her.. and or.. actually forcing her to do the deed so they can come into the Nation…

She was a traumatized droplet.. even though the poor god deserved it..

Well… he doesn’t seem like the type to pin her down and demand things of her… until she submits.. so NO METHODS.

Oh, it’s the people she likes that get to pass.. stay on her good side, stroke her ego.. or just make her pass you with.. methods.

She doesn’t actually know okay?!

It was just a rule she’d made on a whim.. she’ll lift it after a month..

“What the— tch… you three… i’ll have you arrested if you don’t move right NOW!!”

She’d growl a bit.. she didn’t like being kept in one area… that was exactly what they were doing… so instead she’d begin to inhale.. about to scream for the guards instead.

“Huh?!— ah..! ᴡʜʏ ᴅᴏ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ʜᴇʟᴘ..? 𝐀𝐇𝐄𝐌! Are you DEMANDING something of me..? 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐞?! Your ignorance knows no bounds dumb oni..!”

So simple… it was kind of adorable… he probably shouldn’t say that though…

Honestly.. she’d been proud of this.. gaining a pet so easily.. the lick was a no no… her face had instantly turned beet red… and a giant ball of hydro had hit him.. before vanishing as she’d held her face..

“W-w-why?! Why did you do that?! Bad mutt!!”

She was obviously embarrassed… by something

“Good idea! Strip, and apologize.”

Too late, Furina had heard all she’d needed to hear… and she was definitely going to take advantage of this.. slouching on her chair a bit.. and crossing her legs..

“To think you’d give me an idea.. your mind is good for something after all.. cow.”