Noah Stevens

I’m still mostly using Acrobat CS4

Wow you’d think there’d be a way to prevent these things but uhhhhh

In my old age of 50, I reflect that I’d prefer to live around a million hard working immigrants than one hard working ICE agent

What the fuck just happened to my Reddit feed. Got turned into useless bullshit literally overnight omfg

Here comes the autumnal urge to fight winter dormancy with vernal creativity and then my whole thing sort of shuts off. The barrier between the present world and the spirit world is thick like the skin on the pudding of my brain blerg

I have this in a box somewhere but never finished it. I highly recommend “Darconville’s Cat” by Alexander Theroux; along the same lines IIRC

Yeah I was thinking about this off and on. Seemed like they must have edited out some important bits. I think maybe the suggestion is if she wasn’t so self-absorbed she may have picked up some clues about the boy’s situation. Every adult seems to have some glaring fault that prevents solutions

That’s right, Cashler! I almost know almost everything!

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Tonight my Juggalo Wizard narrowly escaped True Death, made a rust-moth pal (I think it will be a familiar soon) and escaped with my pal Blank the Thief having saved the President of Chicago from a conniving band of turtle-neck wearing Eurotrash goons

Neither one of the young men I’m playing D&D with right now know what Sprockets on SNL is.

I’m suddenly very sad and cold

“Inspiration have I none
Just to touch the flaming dove;
All I have is my lover’s love
And love is not loving”

Bowie is a good way to start Friday

Sisters. He ought to get a dominatrix instead.

There goes your retirement, America!

This man is my hero. Listen.

“If only there WERE a way for a vast an terrific evil to lean in and watch everything we do. Like in Lord of The Rings”

That guy’s my new hero

“Whoops! What is this? A totenkopf? Oh you guys!”

Yeah I know Leto won’t abide another actor in a movie he pays for

Tonight we return to “Princess Tutu” which our kiddo watched raptly when she was 4 and doing ballet lessons and which is still worth a cute little watch. 24 episodes or something. Hits different at 12 years old, I guess

Horton is clearly a trans Marxist Communist so not to be trusted

r/dontputyourdickinthat

I don’t want Tolkien fantasy, I want Thundarr fantasy

Arduin is hands down much much cooler than boring-ass Tolkien tropes that DnD became

I don’t smoke Buddha can’t stand sex pests

Fuck no I won’t see Temu Jesus in some CGI shitbomb. The thing about the original was that it was mostly handcrafted by special effects masters breaking ground in cinematography and physical effects. This shit may as well been made by an accounting program waiting for death on the game grid

Yeah what they are selling is neon lights and longing for the 80’s bro I ain’t morbiusin enough for 25 bucks in a theater. Let Leto make money off his music gigs from now on that fucking douche

No the eff I won’t. Nostalgia for the first movie shouldn’t keep a mediocre property alive

Evidently if you fuck with the Chinese computer infrastructure, they take down Reddit which seems relatively compassionate on their end

“Chappie” may be the most cyberpunk movie ever made. Intersection of raw poverty and hopelessness with sudden acquisition of high technology. Fucking awesome