Manda Skeptically

I made a MAGA cry today!

Oopsies.

Melissa Hortman was murdered by a radical Christian terrorist.

Multiple Dems are being assaulted and arrested by a fascist out-of-control government.

Ordinary citizens are being deported without reason.

And our president is a child-rapist.

Trump voters are wicked and evil.

I’m gonna burn a Bible and an American flag for every time a trans person that kills themselves.

Maybe conservatives will care then.

#TransRightsAreHumanRights

Is it just me, or has Canada been looking SUPER sexy lately?

Jesus Christ they love slinging Trump on that goddamn cross.

Even on Easter…

Hahahaha

“Don’t worry about it, let god handle the pedophiles.”

- Christians, when it’s one of their own.

Go on…..

I like to pick and choose

Guys, I discovered the cure for Cancer.

It’s amazing but I’m gonna keep it a secret and make it hard to find.

Obviously I can’t just GIVE it to cancer patients, they have to SINCERELY want it and look for it themselves.

It’ll feel better that way.

#GodLogic
#Atheism

I made this bingo card for listening to apologists try to defend their “god”.

What am I missing.

“There goes another radical leftist complaining about genocide again. I thought they we’re supposed to be all tolerant.”

-Conservatives

It’s only a matter of time until a different Republican child-rapist takes his place.

Conservatives are fucking PSYCHOTIC.

I decided I have to explode everybody’s heads.

Im sorry, that’s just the way I made things.

But, out of love, just for you guys, I’ll explode my children’s heads instead and as long as you worship me, YOUR head won’t explode.

That’s called mercy.

#ChristianLogic

This is from the people saying teaching kids about gender is “indoctrination”.

Fucking demented and abusive.

Judging by the caliber of his representatives, I’m starting to low-key wonder if Jesus was a child-rapist.

We NEED to randomly check the hard drive of every SINGLE church leader and Trump appointee.

Can you imagine?

If only Conservatives and Christians would care as much about pedophilia as they do about who’s peeing next to them.

Seems the only child-rapists they’re concerned with are the ones they make up.

If you think ANYONE is deserving of eternal torture, there is nothing loving about you.

If you think EVERYONE is deserving of eternal torture, you’re a fucking Christian.

When you go to take the last Excedrin and THIS little fucker comes out…

Say what you will about him, but you can’t blame Andrew Tate for expecting Florida to go easy on him.

They’ve embraced Matt Gaetz and elected Donald Trump.

It’s not about helping children, it never has been, it’s about theater and optics.

The day he dies will be the day I raise the American flag again.

High and proper.

Yup.

Conservatives are gonna praise Trump when he inevitably has to roll back the tariffs HE imposed on Canada.

They’ll call it generosity.

Just watch.

Every time a career lawyer is pushed out, you can assume they were told to do something illegal.

There’s no better representative of the Christian god than Trump.

He’s narcissistic, pedophilic, predatory, genocidal and needlessly-theatric.

I’ll pass on both.

#StateOfTheUnion
#StateOfDelusion

What he said about Social Security payments has been repeatedly debunked - so the question isn’t whether he’s lying about this, the question is why.

What is this a pretext for? He and the GOP have long shown interest in going after Social Security. What are they going to try?

Is anybody else out there tired of all the immigration survivorship bias?

“MY family did it the RIGHT way so why can’t everyone else?”

How disgustingly myopic.