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@satanicsurfer.bsky.social

I was a surfer, I had skateboard. Enjoys horror movies, powerviolence and black coffee. Proud Teamster. NJ.

278 Followers  |  705 Following  |  156 Posts  |  Joined: 19.09.2023  |  2.0618

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Post image 22.01.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I still do get annoyed about Scrappy though sometimes

22.01.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All the tik tok under a rock people are here!

20.01.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And which guy are you

20.01.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies

19.01.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 43974    πŸ” 4383    πŸ’¬ 752    πŸ“Œ 352

We learned to take care of ourselves while not learning to take care of others, a deadly combo.

16.01.2025 11:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

there’s a house by me that does that for every holiday they got cupid wings for that thing a leprechaun costume you name it big skeleton 365

16.12.2024 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Living on the Jersey shore I thought this was a bunch of bs until tonight when I heard my kids yelling for me to get to the window as quick as I can cause there was a drone right outside! I took the best pic I could before it flew off. What is our government doing to protect us?!?!

16.12.2024 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Luigi his ass!

09.12.2024 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pick a movie, keep one actor. The rest are played by muppets.

Good Will Hunting

Casey Affleck

05.12.2024 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So many Cs!! Thank you.

02.12.2024 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who is that?!

02.12.2024 11:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bitch let’s go! Birds in the air too!

01.12.2024 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Fox Mulder crying

Fox Mulder crying

01.12.2024 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Twixes like this would actually bang tbh tho

30.11.2024 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait where do you even find a Mars bar nowadays I thought they stopped making them, I’ve been living off Snickers with almonds

30.11.2024 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s an overreaction to an over exaggeration. I live in a city in New Jersey, one of the most expensive places to live in the country and our stores don’t even have these cases except on a few high end products or meds. It’s ridiculous.

30.11.2024 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Where is Uncle Stevie and the Mets in this pattern? I think I know

30.11.2024 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait is Tim short for Timas?

30.11.2024 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(Antichrist Television Blues)

30.11.2024 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes basically if you turn on your Netflix it goes right to the trailer for it. I’ve been avoiding it so far.

30.11.2024 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Anything less than a very loud "LOOK COWS!" is worrisome.

30.11.2024 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Let’s not forget what today is all about

29.11.2024 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Babe you lookin wi-fiiiine

29.11.2024 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not a pie guy but that pie I would try.

29.11.2024 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There are some places, your boy leaves for a D&D session, comes back a girl. OK? Without parental consent. Can you believe it.

29.11.2024 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a great time saver ty

28.11.2024 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Meme for the Thanksgiving based horror movie Blood Rage

Meme for the Thanksgiving based horror movie Blood Rage

28.11.2024 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
Real World
YouTube video by Husker Du - Topic Real World

HΓΌsker DΓΌ
Real World
Metal Circus (1983)
SST Records
youtu.be/aI6GHHUCbRc?si…

28.11.2024 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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