john

why minimize a mistake when you can compound it instead

thanks homie

it is not in any closet

it is not in the christmas bins

it is not in the pantry

it is not in any of the up-high places

maybe i ate it

i did this again

bsky.app/profile/sing...

a week ago i hid the nintendo switch from my son because he was throwing fun little tantrum and now, now can i find it? no i can not

the universe is a saucy bitch

bliss

do you mean like when you ignore payments and hope they go away

all evidence to the contrary

I think it’s ok to admit that the Nazis borrowed from US white supremacy and current US white supremacy is borrowing from their innovations and previous US white supremacy Both can be true at once

boy *this* was a hell of a skeet to see directly after yours

turns out the guy's name is god-face

these are excellent plans

the christmas snake

dag yo

very well done

oh my god yes, for the murder mystery possibilities alone

that account is...yikes

to say the least

it's how they break the eggshell

you traveled more than an assassin

or mice

you will feel sadder but also happier

which round do they take scott farkus in

unsolicited *this* time

this

she asked for croutons and she will by god get croutons

that we've excavated

but how would toby feel about a robot in the house

you stop it now, i will not hear such things

that response is a good way to find out who your friends are though

🤗

oh hey me either, isn't life a rich pageant