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MichEllis The Menace

@thehellhen.bsky.social

Possibly the horrifying backstory to any future family lineage. Medically retired from my former Music Industry life, Part Time Creature Teacher, Full Time Piss Taker and erstwhile Dreamer. Hertfordshire UK Nevada USA

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Desperately in need of volunteer(s) to help
architect a pull based syndication system using REST in NODE.JS

It ain't sexy work but necessary. Especially now.

This is a call for anarchists. This is how we stop the cunt.

The more volunteers, the quicker it gets done the quicker we stop Musk.

20.02.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fix them? That's not your field, sugar tits, but I love you just the same.

Not a dig at anyone in particular. Just general musings whilst microdosing and on cannabis oil.

Podcast and nap time. This flare up is boring me.

05.02.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The good thing about pessimism is that you're very rarely, if ever, surprised by anything or anyone's bad behaviour. And it's not your job to fix them either. Help them? Of course.

05.02.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothing!"
~Tom Waits

24.01.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's the only self aware thing he's ever said in public

23.01.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Must be nice to be all things to all people bro

23.01.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

About time too.

17.01.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Someone switched the No Chin to Elon. This was the original

17.01.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Officers from #GMPTransportUnit stopped this Tesla Cybertruck in Whitefield last night.

The driver was a permanent UK resident but the vehicle was registered and insured abroad which is prohibited in the UK.

The Tesla Cybertruck is not road legal in the UK and does not hold a certificate of conformity.

Whilst this may seem trivial to some, legitimate concerns exist around the safety of other road users or pedestrians if they were involved in a collision with a Cybertruck.

The vehicle was subsequently seized under S165 of the Road Traffic Act and the driver reported.

Officers from #GMPTransportUnit stopped this Tesla Cybertruck in Whitefield last night. The driver was a permanent UK resident but the vehicle was registered and insured abroad which is prohibited in the UK. The Tesla Cybertruck is not road legal in the UK and does not hold a certificate of conformity. Whilst this may seem trivial to some, legitimate concerns exist around the safety of other road users or pedestrians if they were involved in a collision with a Cybertruck. The vehicle was subsequently seized under S165 of the Road Traffic Act and the driver reported.

Thank you to Greater Manchester Police for helping keep vulnerable road users safe from this.

There's a reason Tesla Cybertrucks are not legal in the UK and Europe; Cybertrucks present acute dangers to pedestrians and don’t meet European safety standards.

The vehicle has been seized.

17.01.2025 09:58 β€” πŸ‘ 8448    πŸ” 1825    πŸ’¬ 270    πŸ“Œ 420
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17.01.2025 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Because it's Friday

17.01.2025 11:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's not often that I out nerd the Husband but here we are!

17.01.2025 11:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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And here they are with my cousin. Organising I hope? @kneecapceol.bsky.social

17.01.2025 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's happening lads!

17.01.2025 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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NEW: The Lib Dems launch a new attack ad on Conservative leader Kemi Badenoch

A good week for the party

17.01.2025 11:24 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3

You thought right. Thanks man. πŸ–€

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kyle_maclachlan Forty-two years ago, for reasons beyond my comprehension, David Lynch plucked me out of obscurity to star in his first and last big budget movie. He clearly saw something in me that even I didn't recognize. I owe my entire career, and life really, to his vision.
What I saw in him was an enigmatic and intuitive man with a creative ocean bursting forth inside of him. He was in touch with something the rest of us wish we could get to.
Our friendship blossomed on Blue Velvet and then Twin Peaks and I always found him to be the most authentically alive person I'd ever met.
David was in tune with the universe and his own imagination on a level that seemed to be the best version of human. He was not interested in answers because he understood that questions are the drive that make us who we are. They are our breath.
While the world has lost a remarkable artist, l've lost a dear friend who imagined a future for me and allowed me to travel in worlds I could never have conceived on my own.
I can see him now, standing up to greet me in his backyard, with a warm smile and big hug and that Great Plains honk of a voice. We'd talk coffee, the joy of the unexpected, the beauty of the world, and laugh.
His love for me and mine for him came out of the cosmic fate of two people who saw the best things about themselves in each other.
I will miss him more than the limits of my language can tell and my heart can bear. My world is that much fuller because I knew him and that much emptier now that he's gone.
David, I remain forever changed, and forever your Kale. Thank you for everything.

kyle_maclachlan Forty-two years ago, for reasons beyond my comprehension, David Lynch plucked me out of obscurity to star in his first and last big budget movie. He clearly saw something in me that even I didn't recognize. I owe my entire career, and life really, to his vision. What I saw in him was an enigmatic and intuitive man with a creative ocean bursting forth inside of him. He was in touch with something the rest of us wish we could get to. Our friendship blossomed on Blue Velvet and then Twin Peaks and I always found him to be the most authentically alive person I'd ever met. David was in tune with the universe and his own imagination on a level that seemed to be the best version of human. He was not interested in answers because he understood that questions are the drive that make us who we are. They are our breath. While the world has lost a remarkable artist, l've lost a dear friend who imagined a future for me and allowed me to travel in worlds I could never have conceived on my own. I can see him now, standing up to greet me in his backyard, with a warm smile and big hug and that Great Plains honk of a voice. We'd talk coffee, the joy of the unexpected, the beauty of the world, and laugh. His love for me and mine for him came out of the cosmic fate of two people who saw the best things about themselves in each other. I will miss him more than the limits of my language can tell and my heart can bear. My world is that much fuller because I knew him and that much emptier now that he's gone. David, I remain forever changed, and forever your Kale. Thank you for everything.

This is a beautiful tribute.

16.01.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 28228    πŸ” 6691    πŸ’¬ 230    πŸ“Œ 407

Sorry to hear about David Lynch. I worked beside him (same studio) while he was making BLUE VELVET. He answered my questions about his work with grace and honesty. I especially enjoyed his deeply existential comic strip, The Angriest Dog in the World.”

16.01.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 42566    πŸ” 2461    πŸ’¬ 383    πŸ“Œ 71
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Became a victim of our Death Stairs yesterday. Fuck you #Fibromyalgia

17.01.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trent Reznor on meeting David Lynch and working on Lost Highway

17.01.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just hit me that Kyle is the only one left

17.01.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I had the creeping sense of Doom chatting about him just the other day whilst discussing how he should direct a Tom Waits film..

Absolutely devastating.All my heroes are now dead.

RIP you crazy haired mega genius you.

You touched the souls of so many of us weirdos and geeks and cinephiles.

17.01.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I want Elon Musk and that Connor McGregor fella to fight to the death, Gladiator style.

TO THE DEATH.

16.01.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did your child lose their book collection in the Los Angeles fires? Are you a teacher at a school that lost its library or your classroom library? Whether you need one book or a whole library, we can replace your books. πŸ“š

Everyone else, please boost this post so we can connect with those in need. πŸ™

16.01.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 22084    πŸ” 15149    πŸ’¬ 262    πŸ“Œ 473
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Past the age of 30, you should look and act like this with no exceptions

16.01.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It would be lovely if any of you lovely lot could share this.
For more shit Google The Fibromyalgia clinic in London s Harley Street. They're now my only hope ❀️

15.01.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

PI'm never one to ask or beg but all I want is my life back and job back.

If you have it in your heart to donate, please send it to paypal.
me/Michy80

Thank you so much for taking the time to read this.

I just want to be able to go and enjoy gigs,jobs& enjoy my life again. Not rotting in bed πŸ–€

15.01.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Found out recently that fibromyalgia treatment was quietly axed over covid and the only places that do it is The Fibromyalgia clinic in London which costs Β£2000 which I don't have.
It's getting to the point where my grammar and spelling is fucked up in my brain.

15.01.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

and have sent me to a pain psych...more mind over matter like I've been doing myself for the past 8 years.

15.01.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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