Amy Is Good At Name

I don't think people outside of Chicago appreciate how clear it is to almost everyone here who's not deranged. There are so many incidents in so many neighborhoods, and so many are recorded, usually from multiple angles.

And they contradict the official narratives so egregiously, it's absurd.

When it's grabbing parents from the school pickup line? Abuelita from the tamale stand? Church? Work sites? Gardens?

When the fuckin helicopters won't stop fuckin circling, constantly?

When you get a rifle pointed at your face for just asking for proof they're even who they say they are?

One of the things I've realized living in Chicago the last two months is: no normal person wants what's happening in Chicago.

You can maintain a protective membrane between what you think you want and reality to a p absurd degree, but if that reality shows up and teargasses your kids' school? Nah.

a photo of black kittens wearing adorable little bat wings

Good morning from these Halloween goblins

Hello is this thing on? Is this social media format still extremely bad for my brain?

Stay tuned!

Well, I was taking a nap on a California beach and now all the newspapers say I got a face that looks like the apocalypse, so...I've been better 🫤

Practicing my walking and gum chewing so I can impress the boys down at corporate 🚶🏻‍♀️🫧🏆

Awkward start here on blue sky, but I'm doing the best I can with what I have (3 small children and at least as many brain problems)