Alana Fineman alanafinewoman

I’m a Chandler sun and a Monica moon and a Phoebe rising

02.07.2025 01:22 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The craziest thing about Katy Perry going to space and back in 11 minutes is that space is only 5 minutes away

16.04.2025 03:55 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A Crumbl/Kardashian collab is CRAZY work

09.04.2025 05:56 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Piperrrrrr noooooooooo

06.04.2025 21:19 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So is TikTok getting banned or what’s going on with that

03.04.2025 00:41 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Every time I see a river out in real life I’m like, wow, rivers

23.03.2025 23:17 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My Ubereats being delivered by a cyber truck is a true sign of the times

19.02.2025 21:51 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The audacity to yell at anyone, with a rat tail growing out of your head? Not in MY section sir

13.02.2025 07:34 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A man with a rat tail had the audacity to yell at the restaurant manager today

13.02.2025 07:32 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can track exactly where I am in my menstrual cycle based on how attracted I am to Timothee Chalamet at the time

08.02.2025 17:57 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m right here!

05.02.2025 03:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I love birth control it’s a woman’s rite of passage to have to choose between having no acne or the will to live (and i’m choosing no acne)

01.02.2025 08:51 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We’re playing as Chef in Stardew Valley live on twitch RIGHT NOW COME THRU

Twitch.tv/alanafinewoman

27.01.2025 04:26 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jordan Fisher is SO Jordan Fisher and I love that

25.01.2025 01:31 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I made my first restaurant story 4 years ago today! I’m celebrating with the Sims 4 (we’re building Chef a restaurant).

Come play!
Twitch.tv/alanafinewoman

16.01.2025 03:58 — 👍 60 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Hey new Bluesky friends! I’m going live on Twitch right now to play games! Come hang out! Twitch.tv/alanafinewoman

13.01.2025 04:00 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

REALLY feelin like a plastic bag rn

11.01.2025 03:14 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me going on year 2 trying to get diabetes medication

11.01.2025 03:13 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a woman in a striped shirt is dancing on an airplane and says i 'm ready to . ALT: a woman in a striped shirt is dancing on an airplane and says i 'm ready to .

Yes I am HERE

11.01.2025 03:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Luigi Mangione is SO Roxie Hart

14.12.2024 08:15 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Been advocating for bullying health insurance for years now since none will cover my essential diabetes management medication but it never occurred to me to just kill them about it

06.12.2024 16:20 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nothing gets me hyped quite like the Nutcracker soundtrack

26.11.2024 19:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Every single character had the chance to kiss at LEAST 2 people and they really chose to have nobody kiss anyone? Disappointing

19.11.2024 06:04 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just watched Twisters and what do you mean nobody kissed???

19.11.2024 06:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Indeed

16.11.2024 16:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bruh Bit City HITS this week as a closet theatre kid

15.11.2024 17:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Posting on this app gives me the same feeling I used to have every day before I knew cyber trucks existed

14.11.2024 09:04 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Does your white boyfriend think he’d be good at standup comedy? You may be entitled to compensation

14.11.2024 09:01 — 👍 55 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1

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