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@cuntyeinstein.bsky.social

26 | She/Her | Has a contract with the sloppy blowjob devil, certified thirst responder 🔞 1-800-SEX-YMAD (Main: @sarahcat.bsky.social 🐈)

11 Followers  |  1 Following  |  15 Posts  |  Joined: 03.06.2025  |  1.4442

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When I say I'm excited I mean I look like this

21.10.2025 04:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I get to pick up my boyfriend from the airport in two weeks!!! And then I'm going to snuggle the shit out of him!! 💕

20.10.2025 15:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Is feeling full a fetish? I love feeling full

08.10.2025 02:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm a small lady. Size difference is HOT

07.10.2025 20:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thinking about men's bulky arms and softness and being so small and being a fuckin freak over that shit

07.10.2025 20:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I love my boyfriend so much it's crazy, I want to permanently press myself into him from cuteness aggression like a cat

12.09.2025 20:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You ever think about how someone smells and tastes, and how soft they are, and how their strong hands and warm chest feel pressed up against you 💦💦

11.09.2025 16:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Despite being asexual I don't think I could be in a relationship with no sex. I'm demi yet high libido and sex positive, I have zero interest in doing it with others but with my partner, watch out 👀💦 But sex negative/low libido people deserve the relationship that meets their needs too!

29.07.2025 03:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Peeing in a toilet you can't flush smells like rank dick and it's the fuckin worst

23.07.2025 04:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm making a list to propose to him of things to do hehehehe

24.06.2025 22:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So excited to see my friends and have my boyfriend come to stay with me after AC AHHHHH

24.06.2025 22:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Why am I so emotional and sad and :(
*period starts in two days* oh yeah maybe

11.06.2025 16:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All of my favorite streamers are not streaming right now so I've been watching documentaries and learning about all of these beautiful places I will never see in my life, opportunities I yearn for, and I got sad

06.06.2025 06:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(forgetting that rocky road exists) how can I get iced cream with marshmallows

06.06.2025 06:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Today is one of those days where I'm acutely aware of how fat my ass is

04.06.2025 05:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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