dumberry cupcake 🍓

Finding a hot bisexual man in 2025 was not on my bingo card but god I hope I can keep him lmfao

Being back in the environment that’s partially responsible for my BPD is going grrrrrr8 🤪

Hell hath no fury like a Jalepeno popped

wow lindsay lohan at the premiere of ‘freakier friday’ in mexico

If it takes me asking multiple times & feeling annoying before you make plans to hang out with me I don’t even want it anymore

Someone told me to looked like Mandy Moore the other day day and I’ve never not seen anything more

The difference in having roommates as an adult and living with your parents is that roommates are respectful of sleep times and parents load the dishwasher aggressively loud or vacuum the hallway in front of your room and slam the laundry doors

I love having a free place to live rn but I miss smoking weed in my bed

lana del rey

First time singing karaoke tonight I managed to get all the witchy girlies up & dancing for me 🥹🫶🏻

I just gave myself the ick as a 35 yo woman telling my coworker my “tummy hurts”

wish i could listen to this for the first time again

I should kms what’s wrong with me

Love seeing my old clients get their hair done by someone new but also love seeing them grow their hair out bc they haven’t found anyone they like yet 😭🫣

If u have a crush on me u should kys

I don’t have a bestie to brag about the fire weinering I just got so now yall have to read this

Only a petty little bitch boy unlikes my instagram photos when I tell him I met someone else

I saw sinners again and I think it was better the second time

My mom just sent me pictures of them all asleeep lmao

All 6 of the cats were acting up this morning so we dosed them with melatonin

I popped off on my mom 10 mins after waking up because the first thing she said to me is “lenny got out” which means she wasn’t paying attention and she let him out and she’s scared of him so I have to go outside to get him. He’s a fucking cat. Pick him up.

I haven’t done cocaine since sometime in either September or October of 2024 and I’ve stopped drinking alcohol everyday and I’ve only been drunk once in the past three weeks. 🤗

I cut my coochie lip shaving earlier.

This right here......

Lost both of my dagger earrings and my lil pocket knife earring this year already. The whimsical little gremlin inside me is saying I lost them in battle so I feel less sad about it. But does that mean I lost the battle too?

Two weeks is all it takes when you ignore a man for him to creep back into your DMs

I cannot wait to smoke weed when I get off work

I posted a snap from an unflattering angle and a man still in my DMs saying I’m beautiful.

I’m living rent free in this man’s head. He made a strawberry playlist thinking of me. Wife me up already ho