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I knew I was irresistible.

26.01.2026 07:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man in a suit is screaming and saying how dare you . ALT: a man in a suit is screaming and saying how dare you .

Oh. Here, I’ll use someone else.

26.01.2026 07:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a woman in a pink shirt is speaking into a microphone and says " how dare you " ALT: a woman in a pink shirt is speaking into a microphone and says " how dare you "

26.01.2026 05:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man singing into a microphone with the words " life is a short trip " below him ALT: a man singing into a microphone with the words " life is a short trip " below him

26.01.2026 05:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My personality has gotten me far in life, thank you.

26.01.2026 05:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm implying that, by what you share about what you're eating, you eat like a pig and will soon look like one.

26.01.2026 05:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man in a black jacket and white pants is standing on a dirt field . ALT: a man in a black jacket and white pants is standing on a dirt field .

26.01.2026 02:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hush, porky

26.01.2026 02:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Don't be like that, girl. You're one of the few cute ones in this god-forsaken town. The rest look like goth troll dolls with a penchant for blood and death.

25.01.2026 22:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Come on. It was a joke.

25.01.2026 21:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Mind your business.

25.01.2026 21:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And why not?

25.01.2026 21:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

When you do come back, hit me up.

25.01.2026 21:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hot damn. When are you back in Hathian, girl?

25.01.2026 21:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Congrats. You succeeded.

24.01.2026 23:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You look like Samara Morgan if she were a model on meth.

24.01.2026 22:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Correction. One. Because you cheap-shot me in the nuts, you little parasite.

24.01.2026 20:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh my god, thanks.

24.01.2026 10:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

24.01.2026 10:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And who the fuck are you?

24.01.2026 09:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Who is this nutjob?

24.01.2026 07:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Oh damn. You actually got me there.

24.01.2026 01:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Performance issues?! Now you're going too far! I’ll have you know, I get off within 5 minutes with my own hand!

24.01.2026 01:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man in a suit and tie is smiling with the words i see what you did there above him ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling with the words i see what you did there above him

24.01.2026 01:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a man in a white shirt stands in front of a crowd wearing a hat that says bc ALT: a man in a white shirt stands in front of a crowd wearing a hat that says bc

24.01.2026 01:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What’s your next step, Edge Lord?

24.01.2026 01:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a blonde woman is talking to another woman and says why are you so obsessed with me ALT: a blonde woman is talking to another woman and says why are you so obsessed with me

24.01.2026 01:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm glad I got that off my chest.

24.01.2026 01:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a little girl in a dress is dancing and says `` you do you boo boo '' . ALT: a little girl in a dress is dancing and says `` you do you boo boo '' .

24.01.2026 01:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes.

24.01.2026 01:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Tobias.

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