dizzy

NOT A SEQUEELLL kan emang this kind of tweet is for YOU

kesel i am NOT beating the shitting allegations

but what is shitting 1 (btw aku abis boxy beneran lagi kesel dah)

I love the movie the substance cause she goes through all that just to keep working. Like oh I’m hot again I guess I’ll work some more. Weird bitch

I HAVE TO AGREE WITH OP couldn’t be me!

until it’s on netflix i guess 😔 sponsorin nntn bioskop sini dongs

A [FAKE] tweet from South Korea's soon-to-be-ex-President Yoon Su, reading "The haters said we couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters"

LMAOOOO YOU AF

STFUUU THATS U

then why do i have this on my tl bsky.app/profile/mnat...

ABOUT DAMN TIME LOCK HIM UP

Us and Them (2018) these days

did you put me in your starterpack @fmstrs.bsky.social

GOATILLERMO DEL TORO

my anxiety is killing me but in a way that’s like i’m afraid of the worst situation possible (e.g. getting fired, idea not getting accepted) only to find out my manager is really chill about the results like

disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no

overslept at the bus again it’s so over for me can the red lights hurry uppp

what if we krill ourselves

forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times

@fmstrs.bsky.social u understood this reference

waiiiit let me check this real quick

need a bookmark feature here already so i can save posts like this

a close up of a person wearing a white shirt and tie making a funny face . ALT: a close up of a person wearing a white shirt and tie making a funny face .

the way i was nervous for like half a day bc my manager said she wanted to talk to me bc i thought i might get fired but turns out she’s just giving me a new brief for my job

a wet cat in a bathtub with water pouring on its head ALT: a wet cat in a bathtub with water pouring on its head

@teakwoodfurnitu.bsky.social hi so i’m here now too

u will never get rid of me 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

HONESTLY while here it’s like a land of fresh air filled with actual humans i’m amazed

if nobody got you, i got you 😍

I’M SCREAMING