Leggings with no ass is like a wallet with no cash.

I can't believe people still put up all their personal stuff on here. Slagging off their partner to death when they've had a fallen out, then expect people to be buzzing as if they are the new Posh & Becks when they get back together for the 50th time this year. Pack that shit in

Just said on the radio that experts have revealed that you can burn up to 400 calories during sex which is the equivalent of running 8km. What i want to know is who the hell can run 8km in under 30 seconds?

1st 𝗡𝗼vember 👁️⃤ Remember to say 𝗡𝗼 to anything & everything that drains you & doesn't align with who you're becoming.

Imagine struggling with being homeless and someone pulls a camera out in your face to give you a meal or money. And you have to take it. Imagine the feeling! Stop doing that bollocks. If you want to help someone, do it out the kindness of your heart and not for your own ego.

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Most of being a grumpy old man is grunting "Fuck this" and "fuck that," then doing what ever that might be you've grunted about.

If you're one of these characters that goes online to see when your missus was last online you really should stick to single life.

If they say "Thanks or Lol", after a message that means stop responding.

3 hours sleep the night before, drank lots of piss on top of lots of traveling within Saturday to go & see the Australian rugby league side has me written off but well worth it. I'd do it all over again

Effort is a reflection of interest. You don't need to say how invested you are, your actions will do that for you.

ǝɹɐ noʎ ʇunɔ pᴉdnʇs ɐ ʇɐɥʍ 'ʞɔɐq ʇǝƃ ɹǝʌǝu llᴉʍ noʎ ʇɐɥʇ ǝɯᴉʇ ǝɯos pǝʇsɐʍ ʇsnɾ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ sᴉɥʇ ƃuᴉpɐǝɹ ʎq ʇɐɥʇ uǝʌoɹd ʎllɐɔᴉɟᴉʇuǝᴉɔs uǝǝq s,ʇI

I know this might make me sound big headed but I can't get my fucking work jumper off.

Since it is nearly Christmas, who wants €4 of worth sweets in a big pizza box for €79.99?

Just copped nearly 8 hours kip for myself last night. I certainly feel like Vorsprung Durch Technik this morning.

Just tried on my Halloween costume. I have to say it's fairly snazzy & it fits like a glove.

When you post your relationship problems all over your socials and end up back together 2 days later.

If you're single & I'm single. Do you know what that means? Nobody wants either of us.

We all got a sad story of some sort. You're either going to use it as motivation or as an excuse.

Being excited to get yourself into bed is a different level of adulthood.

The most beautiful thing about life is that you can always change, grow and get better. Change is inevitable, do what makes you happy, only here once.

Never forget who ignored you when you needed them and who helped you before you even had to ask.

Free palletline 🇵🇸✌🏻

If Gary Neville fell into a lake and he couldn't swim & you had a life ring (Bhoy) in one hand and a rope in the other hand, what filling would you have in your sandwich or roll?

The amount of shops now that make you choose whether you want to donate to a charity before you pay is absolutely ridiculous. Most charity money goes to the chief executives anyway. “Non profit charity” and the chief executives are chauffeuring themselves around in Bentleys.

Just heard on the radio that Toy Story 1 was released in 1995. 30 years ago already. Tell me you’re old without telling me you’re old. Father time isn't holding back for anyone.

Off the richter scale how rich they all are.

Look
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I love halloween.

Mad that 1 million seconds is 11 days but 1 billion seconds is 30 years. 1 billion is 1000 million. 11 days multiplied by 1000 = 11,000 ÷365 is = 30.14 years.