Esme Carpenter

Update: nightmare fuel Machomp

Update: xenomorph Charizard eating a Snorlax

Happy Pokemon Day to all who celebrate! I am dripped out of my mind in Gengar stuff and I'm encouraging my 7th graders to share their fave Mons

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I loved Three Houses!

I dropped off three copies of Man on Fire to Bookhounds in Bakersfield today! Go grab 'em!

Sign in the window of a community library in Cornholme: NOTICE WHOEVER IS PLACING THE COPYS OF PORNOGRAPHIC LITERATURE IN HERE, STOP! CORNHOLME IS A GOOD GOD FEARING CHRISTIAN VILLAGE. IF THIS FILTH IS TO YOUR LIKING MAY WE SUGGEST THAT YOU MOVE TO THECESS PIT THAT IS HEBDEN BRIDGE

#booksky

Chapter Twenty-Two - The Dead-Walker's Son Nobody needed to say anything. Everything happened the way the Queen planned it. Later records indicated that the battle occurred thus: Idris, Lila and Riette, with the trail of soldier-thralls, rode ...

Chapter Twenty-Two of The Dead-Walker's Son on this #deadwalkerwednesday!

Cressida makes it rain. Riette seals the deal. Idris finds his father.

#necromancy #necromancer #fantasybookseries #fantasynovel #fantasyfiction #writingcommunity

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This is the tenth year I have lived in America and my husband and I are saying how nice it is, on the tenth anniversary of my first Super Bowl, to say fuck the Patriots.

Bad Bunny is a class act. What a show.

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"Stop talking. Sit properly on your chair."

Meanwhile, one small kid can turn into a full blown adult because of ancient Egyptian magic, and being the vessel for a pharaoh's soul makes you good at Magic: The Gathering.

Oh, and his granddad's soul got sucked into the TV. Amazing.

I'm watching Yu-Gi-Oh for the first time and all of this is just so funny to me.

Grown-ass man with the name Pegasus getting kids to fight each other, while he sits in his big castle drinking wine and giggling to himself.

Goals.

Happy Boothday everyone!

Part Five: Nuts and Bolts - XXXIV: Temples - Son of Songs: Innocence (Parts 1 to 10) The jungle got deep and dark quicker than Blake anticipated. It was better that way. That way, he could get truly lost, somewhere he was really alone, and he could start working out what he was doing ...

It's #sonofsongssunday!

Getting lost in the jungle is one thing, but stumbling across an ancient civilisation is entirely another.

#spaceopera #sciencefictionbooks #SciFiAdventure #scifi #WritingCommunity

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Chapter Twenty-One - The Dead-Walker's Son Bodies sprawled all over the thin corridor of the pass. Idris let their music wash through him; now he was out of the pentagon, he felt empty without the aria in his stomach and cold without its warmt...

Chapter Twenty-One of The Dead-Walker's Son for #deadwalkerwednesday!

Idris gets back up. Lila takes a swing. A funeral is held.

#Necromancer #Necromancy #writingcommunity #fantasybookseries #FantasyNovel #Fantasy

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I got the second scam email about my writing today and they are getting more sophisticated.

Real person with a real book club, but their likeness and club have been hijacked by someone using AI to try and get money out of self-pubbed writers.

Part Five: Nuts and Bolts - XXXIII: Bugs - Son of Songs: Innocence (Parts 1 to 10) “Blake, come back! Blake!” Clara ran out of Wyvern after the disappearing figure of Blake. Birds fluttered into the sky, disturbed by his erratic breathing and sudden sprint; Miki, on his shoulder, bo...

It's #sonofsongssunday!

Welcome to the jungle! We've got bugs!

#spaceopera #spaceoperabooks #SciFiAdventure #scifi #sciencefiction #sciencefictionbooks #writingcommunity

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Chapter Twenty - The Dead-Walker's Son This was the part of the plan Idris had not shared with the Gleesdale Court. Head ringing, he hurried to the centre pentagon. The artificial heat of the death aria, within him and without, made him wo...

It's #deadwalkerwednesday - Chapter Twenty is here!

Lila hits a sprint. Idris sees the dead. A monster takes flight.

#Necromancy #necromancer #fantasybookseries #fantasyfiction #books #writingcommunity

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I'm watching X Files with my husband, who has never seen it before.

Me: is a lot of my writing making more sense now?

Him: ... Some of it, yeah

Death from Discworld petting a kitten. "I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?" Death thought about it. “CATS”, he said eventually. “CATS ARE NICE." - Terry Pratchett, Sourcery

Chapter Nineteen - The Dead-Walker's Son Lila and Idris took their contingent of two hundred soldiers after dawn broke, and rode carefully over the Harransee’s barren soil, leaving Cressida and her fae delegation behind. Before they went, Wi...

Chapter Nineteen for #deadwalkerwednesday!

Lila contemplates mortality. Idris commands. The Dead-Walker speaks.

#writingcommunity #books #necromancer #Necromancy #fantasybookseries #fantasybookrecs

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I also quit Twitter and I am so free

Part Five: Nuts and Bolts - XXXII: Wake-Up Call - Son of Songs: Innocence (Parts 1 to 10) Keil had missed sleeping in the bunk room on Wyvern. There was a camaraderie to shared sleeping quarters that he had not previously enjoyed in his life and he liked knowing the routines and quirks of ...

It's #sonofsongssunday for the first time in 2026!

Some women will do literally anything to talk to their old flame...

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Had a little time today to work on some art and start rewriting my query letter and synopsis.

It's a full time job, apparently.

Today, January 3rd, is the first birthday of Man on Fire! 🔥🔥

Thank you to everyone who has bought a copy and done a review. It means a whole lot to me.
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Last night I dreamt that I saw a Cybertruck that had been lifted. There were massive tractor tyres on the back wheels.

Don't know how I didn't wake up laughing.

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