clyde sawyer

I WILL kink shame you for this. stop jerking off to fake pictures you weirdos

Movie you’ve watched more than 25 times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

I spent all of junior year obsessed with Phantom.

gays will be like “boyfriend reveal!”

these guys aren’t even using tongue at all, just lots of stiff lips and i’m just. i’m baffled.

i’m gonna be honest. my last few hookups and dates have absolutely sucked. nobody knows how to kiss anymore.

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Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨

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A fat cock is never late, nor is it early #FCF

oh hell yeah 😍

been a minute since I uploaded anything! here’s some pre play for you boys.

Happy birthday!! Loves me a sexy sagittarius man.

oh, they’re both so goood…. I’m gonna say left.

🙋‍♂️ ooh pick me!!

Happy Thanksgiving who wants stuffing

i might have to film a sequel next time i visit

I might be able to slip down in December!!

Job search is dire but the body is fire.

I gotta kiss someone soon or I'm gonna lose it

user HeadBoyInDallas dressed as Ness from the Earthbound/Mother series.

ik this isn’t like sexy but I thought I looked cute for halloween. also i totally chose ness because this js basically how i dress anyway.

Here was my Halloween outfit 🍌
Unfortunately the more authentic one wasn’t allowed at the bar. 😉

😍 handsome

went out to the bars with friends tonight and feeling good but also despair-induced I need head

Sharks, I’m seeking 1 million dollars for a 20% share in my idea: Sex Balatro

It’s hump day, I’m ready to hump😈

Is it giving tittie Tuesday or tummy Tuesday??

photo of a marquee showing the poster for the film “Baby Blood,” (1990, directed by Alain Robak)

i watched “baby blood” tonight for a terror tuesday (this film curation a movie theater i frequent shows). it was introduced to us as a serious horror film but it was actually kind of funny, i’d recommend! (not very spooky tho)

i’m considering making this account a mix of personal and porn (not like i wasn’t already moaning about my life into the void here). starting now.

Sunday morning bate anyone? #bear #cub #bate #bating #chubby #hairy #cock #balls #nipples

let’s find out 😏

Rare glasses nude!