The Doom That Came to Bluesky

KICK THE FOOTBALL CHARLIE BROWN

FUCKIN KICK IT

IDIOT

wait what happened in 2009?

Typical American exceptionalism cope.

Neighbors Always Knew Teen Gunman Was Evil And Did Nothing Because They Are Evil Too

I agree, Mike, just let the loads fly.

The generals said "sir are you sure you want to fly the diarrhea bomber over the AI city with the nonsense billboards" and I said [zesty] we've got to shit the hell out of 'em. And no one has more loose stool than me. And actually that was very smart. Making myself the diarrhea president was smart.

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

Based on this picture I think he's going to stream his self-immolation.

Did you know that's she's a marine and a mom and a marine and a mom and a marine and a mom and a marine and a mom and a marine and a mom and a marine and a mom and a marine and a

As justices confront harassment, death threats and an assassination attempt, Barrett declares "I'm not afraid" In an interview with CBS News, Justice Amy Coney Barrett said of the Supreme Court's emergency orders in the Trump cases, "This isn't the final decision."

Well, yeah, it's not your side getting the death threats.

Anyone remember when “abolish ICE” was too radical for the Democratic Party?

Don't ignore the invitation you receive to participate in the Mortal Kombat tournament.

My plan for the US military: use my own DNA to create 20 beefy monster sons and use their DNA to make thousands of beefy monster grandsons. They'll rampage around the globe blowing stuff up and saying things like "FOR GRANDPA!" Until one of my beefy sons betrays me and starts the Grandson Civil War.

The US can deliver high powered ordinance to any location on the globe faster than Domino's can deliver a pizza, but its military is weak because it doesn't have enough beefy roid monsters with a boner to commit war crimes.

Just so people know, it was me. I'm the one who asked for this.

The Keystone Cops do COINTELPRO.

Somehow, Donald G. Jackson returned.

I mean, they do love mass shootings.

Now seems like a good time to repeat the timeless wisdom of Mitch Hedberg:

"An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs."

It's like that painting of Hitler dressed up as a Teutonic Knight only somehow even more pathetic and stupid.

Blaming workers for using the shitty slop machines that their bosses are pushing them to use is certainly a take.

Or maybe he just wants to make people miserable? Have you considered that?

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a centrist lib with zero charisma lecturing you on how your politics aren't realistic... forever.

The Libertarian Party has existed for half a century and the number of elected offices held by LP members nationwide (federal, state, and local levels) is vanishingly small despite supposedly 10% of all Americans identifying as Libertarians.

Libertarians simply do not exist in any meaningful sense.

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Horst Wessel was also likely shot by a fellow Nazi, so it all lines up.

I gagged reading this. Salute.

Thinking of becoming a Battletech guy