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Cookerguy

@cookerguy.bsky.social

San Francisco Giants (F' the Dodgers) 49ers, Warriors, and Sacramento Kings Fan. Humor is medicine. Life is precious, respect Women's right to healthcare. Double Lung transplant recipient. Masking advocate.

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Vomit!

04.03.2026 04:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Here we go. Assholes changing the rules with no notice.

04.03.2026 02:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ha!

03.03.2026 17:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Girl, I feel you. My day, in the scheme of things, was ok but my mind ain't right.

03.03.2026 05:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You're goddam kidding me.

02.03.2026 22:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

4.19 up here yesterday. Costco gas.

02.03.2026 18:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Teenagers.

02.03.2026 04:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

No shit.

02.03.2026 04:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She's always impressed by them.

01.03.2026 23:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did her team win the State? My wife is an attorney and has participated in many tournaments as a judge.

01.03.2026 23:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So sentimental.

01.03.2026 22:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck ICE

01.03.2026 00:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He's right. Intolerance is one reasons the World is going to shit.

01.03.2026 00:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Carjacking. All over. Didn't hear shots or a police dog. Guess it ended peacefully. Ill check the local news later.

01.03.2026 00:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Four suspects. Possibly armed. Yikes.

28.02.2026 23:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They're looking hard for a suspect. Chopper is warning about unleashing the canine. General search location is a quarter mile away.

28.02.2026 23:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Police chopper up and many cop cars screaming down a main drag a block away. WTH now.

28.02.2026 23:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

No kidding

28.02.2026 17:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks. My daughter's friend found it for me. She has a great sense of humor.

28.02.2026 02:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sounds perfectly legit. Not at all! Shit better change soon. Who's to say they dont get this weaponry and use it when we protest the election fraud we know is coming.

28.02.2026 02:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nice!

28.02.2026 02:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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First porch cocktail of the year. Glass says, "Welcome to the Shit Show." Vodka tonic with a Meyers lemon from the yard.

28.02.2026 02:42 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I agree with all of this.

28.02.2026 02:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@stillsalty.bsky.social
Nice hat and the, "Try me grin" to go with it.

28.02.2026 02:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Good f'n luck. I have little faith in Republicans having the balls.

28.02.2026 02:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

75 up here. My first day in shorts since Fall. Spring flowers have been blooming for a few weeks. I have CA Poppies in the backyard. Crazy!

28.02.2026 00:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was able to watch the game. Even though it's Spring Training throttling the Dodgers was so much fun to watch.

28.02.2026 00:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

More like chum. Fuck this guy.

27.02.2026 19:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the tattoo? It wouldn't surprise me

26.02.2026 00:23 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Well put. I'm glad she put this out there.

26.02.2026 00:12 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0