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San Francisco Giants (F' the Dodgers) 49ers, Warriors, and Sacramento Kings Fan. Humor is medicine. Life is precious, respect Women's right to healthcare. Double Lung transplant recipient. Masking advocate. Harris/Walz.

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Post image 09.10.2025 02:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Bye bye Spankees!

09.10.2025 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice Salty.

08.10.2025 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐ŸŽถThicker than
A deep dish pie
Joints are sore
Blood pressure high
Pudding, flan
And crรจme brรปlรฉe
None are safe
From the Green Beignets๐ŸŽถ

08.10.2025 12:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2926    ๐Ÿ” 522    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 325    ๐Ÿ“Œ 84
Post image 08.10.2025 10:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1201    ๐Ÿ” 332    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

It's got to be near impossible to run a restaurant these days.

08.10.2025 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 08.10.2025 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 404    ๐Ÿ” 83    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Quince are dangerous, unless you poach them first. Please be safe.

08.10.2025 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Post image 08.10.2025 00:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 90    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

[waking up]: oh what the fuck now

07.10.2025 10:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 315    ๐Ÿ” 71    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

I haven't heard any updates on the injured. KCRA is the local TV station.

07.10.2025 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love her.

07.10.2025 04:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Before Howe Ave exit. It's the exit that dumps you out a few blocks from Corti Bros.

07.10.2025 04:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow,, I hadn't about injuries on the ground yet. Very sad.

07.10.2025 04:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah. It is. The crash is not far from me. I have a good friend in the neighborhood near the 59st exit. He could hear the commotion. I'm out that way weekly.

07.10.2025 03:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Helicopter crash critically injures 3, shuts down Highway 50 in Sacramento Crews are responding to a helicopter crash on Highway 50 on Monday night, according to the California Highway Patrol.

Not good. A Medical helicopter crashed onto Hwy 50 in Sacramento. No patient onboard. Pilot, Nurse, and a Paramedic. I hope everyone will be ok.
www.kcra.com/article/heli...

07.10.2025 03:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Gotta love Portland Ore
Donut anyone?

07.10.2025 03:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 57    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Crazy stupid.

07.10.2025 03:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look up tomorrow @xsaltsicle.bsky.social

07.10.2025 02:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

My weekend was packed and completely crushed me. I did next to nothing.

07.10.2025 02:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's a psychopath.

07.10.2025 02:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

71.5% of ICE detainees have no criminal convictions, according to government data.

Donโ€™t fall for Trumpโ€™s lies about targeting the โ€œworst of the worst.โ€

As Trump's regime terrorizes communities to fill up detention centers, remember that some of his biggest donors are private prison corporations.

06.10.2025 20:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4636    ๐Ÿ” 1919    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 137    ๐Ÿ“Œ 62

I love that idea.

06.10.2025 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Definitely taking note of who in politics is willing to get out into the streets and get arrested and who's issuing statements from the comfort of their office.

06.10.2025 02:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 254    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm.
I couldn't wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed anytime I wanted.

Turns out that is 9 pm.

05.10.2025 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1374    ๐Ÿ” 121    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 59    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

Two things
1) bullshit
2) Jerry Jones is a piece of shit.

06.10.2025 03:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I understand this situation.

06.10.2025 03:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Russ Vought is soooo happy his sock drawer is drowning.

06.10.2025 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Seriously ๐Ÿ’ฅ ๐Ÿ™„

05.10.2025 14:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 115    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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