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An amusement to put a smile on your face. A made up word with 1 letter added, changed or removed. You offer your best / silliest 'daffynition' of the word. Note: You can't include the original base word, an obvious word part or part of the new daffy word.

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TERROWRIST

A joint connecting the hand with the forearm that inspires extreme fear

13.11.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Goofy, made up word for the day, requiring a daffynition:
TARRIVAL.

How would you Daffine it?

[Question: Would it help if I posted the original base word(s)?]

13.11.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TOTALLEY

The newborns section of the hospital

A place where tykes go bowling

A single-lane back-street originating at Kiddie Korner

12.11.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Goofy, made up word for the day, requiring a daffynition:
TERROWRIST.

How would you Daffine it?

[Question: Would it help if I posted the original base word(s)?]

12.11.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

TRUCKULENT

The goods carrying vehicle you expect to be returned unscathed, or there'll be hell to pay

The feelings that Uhaul engenders in its' customers

11.11.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Goofy, made up word for the day, requiring a daffynition:
TOTALLEY.

How would you Daffine it?

[Question: Would it help if I posted the original base word(s)?]

11.11.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

UNEIFORM

An extremely painful way to mark the team's players

10.11.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Goofy, made up word for the day, requiring a daffynition:
TRUCKULENT.

How would you Daffine it?

[Question: Would it help if I posted the original base word(s)?]

10.11.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Goofy, made up word for the day, requiring a daffynition:
UNEIFORM.

How would you Daffine it?

[Question: Would it help if I posted the original base word(s)?]

09.11.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

VILELAGER

Exceptionally bad beer made with a bottom-fermenting yeast

09.11.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Goofy, made up word for the day, requiring a daffynition:
VILELAGER.

How would you Daffine it?

[Question: Would it help if I posted the original base word(s)?]

08.11.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

WERETCH

Statement averring co-vomiting

08.11.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hmm, seems o was moving too fast and replied to the wrong daffy word. Bad Daffymitioneer, Bad!

08.11.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WERETCH

Statement averring co-vomiting

08.11.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Goofy, made up word for the day, requiring a daffynition:
WERETCH.

How would you Daffine it?

[Question: Would it help if I posted the original base word(s)?]

07.11.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

WEEEEND

A tiny butt

The location from whence urine emerges

The fun way to start eating solid foods

Death via roller coaster

The sudden realization on a Friday afternoon that you have to work on Saturday & Sunday

07.11.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fun at the funeral home you say?

😜

07.11.2025 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Mortadella Menace

The Beef β€˜n Bacon Burrito Bruiser

The Bologna Baguette Brawler

The Ham Hoagie Hurling Hero

The Pastrami Panini Pugilist

The Salami Sub Skirmisher

The Guacamole Gouda Gravlax Gruyere Genoa Salami Gherkin Gorgonzola Gefilte Fish Grey Poupon and Gravy Grinder Gladiator

07.11.2025 10:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Mortadella Menace

The Beef β€˜n Bacon Burrito Bruiser

The Bologna Baguette Brawler

The Ham Hoagie Hurling Hero

The Pastrami Panini Pugilist

The Salami Sub Skirmisher

The Guacamole Gouda Gravlax Gruyere Genoa Salami Gherkin Gorgonzola Gefilte Fish Grey Poupon and Gravy Grinder Gladiator

07.11.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yabbut our new AI Robot Overlords (AIRO) don’t need to wear pants.

Checkmate.

(probably)

07.11.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Mortadella Menace

The Beef β€˜n Bacon Burrito Bruiser

The Bologna Baguette Brawler

The Ham Hoagie Hurling Hero

The Pastrami Panini Pugilist

The Salami Sub Skirmisher

The Guacamole Gouda Gravlax Gruyere Genoa Salami Gherkin Gorgonzola Gefilte Fish Grey Poupon and Gravy Grinder Gladiator

07.11.2025 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Pastrami Panini Pugilist?

The Salami Sub Subversive Skirmisher?

The Guacamole Gouda Gravlax Gruyere Genoa Salami Gherkin Gorgonzola Gefilte Fish Grey Poupon and Gravy Grinder Gladiator?

#SandwichGuy
#FreeSandwichGuy

06.11.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I see DCβ€˜s β€œMortadella Menace” is a free man. 🀣🀣

Or is he…

The Beef β€˜n Bacon Burrito Bruiser?

The Bologna Baguette Brawler?

The Ham Hoagie Hurling Hero?

06.11.2025 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Goofy, made up word for the day, requiring a daffynition:
WEEEEND.

How would you Daffine it?

[Question: Would it help if I posted the original base word(s)?]

06.11.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

PURRCHASING

Pursuing a cat's happy vocalizations

06.11.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It depends…

Are you flexible with pecuniary motivations about the disposition of the law?

Do you already have a billionaire sugar daddy?

Does Lenny Leo have you on speed dial?

05.11.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Goofy, made up word for the day, requiring a Daffynition:
PURRCHASING.

How would you Daffine it?

05.11.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

INTERVIEWRING

The arena within which prospective bosses pummel job candidates with punch-like questions about their qualifications and character

05.11.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

INTERVIEWRING

An endless, comical employee-candidate evaluation process where each positive conversation forwards the candidate to the evaluator's boss, and the org chart was modeled upon a certain Escher drawing

05.11.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

INTERVIEWRING

A team evaluation of a prospective employee

When you interrogate the person on your front porch over the doorbell video system to determine whether to open the door

The author's book tour route

05.11.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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