TERROWRIST
A joint connecting the hand with the forearm that inspires extreme fear
@daffynitions.bsky.social
An amusement to put a smile on your face. A made up word with 1 letter added, changed or removed. You offer your best / silliest 'daffynition' of the word. Note: You can't include the original base word, an obvious word part or part of the new daffy word.
TERROWRIST
A joint connecting the hand with the forearm that inspires extreme fear
Goofy, made up word for the day, requiring a daffynition:
TARRIVAL.
How would you Daffine it?
[Question: Would it help if I posted the original base word(s)?]
TOTALLEY
The newborns section of the hospital
A place where tykes go bowling
A single-lane back-street originating at Kiddie Korner
Goofy, made up word for the day, requiring a daffynition:
TERROWRIST.
How would you Daffine it?
[Question: Would it help if I posted the original base word(s)?]
TRUCKULENT
The goods carrying vehicle you expect to be returned unscathed, or there'll be hell to pay
The feelings that Uhaul engenders in its' customers
Goofy, made up word for the day, requiring a daffynition:
TOTALLEY.
How would you Daffine it?
[Question: Would it help if I posted the original base word(s)?]
UNEIFORM
An extremely painful way to mark the team's players
Goofy, made up word for the day, requiring a daffynition:
TRUCKULENT.
How would you Daffine it?
[Question: Would it help if I posted the original base word(s)?]
Goofy, made up word for the day, requiring a daffynition:
UNEIFORM.
How would you Daffine it?
[Question: Would it help if I posted the original base word(s)?]
VILELAGER
Exceptionally bad beer made with a bottom-fermenting yeast
Goofy, made up word for the day, requiring a daffynition:
VILELAGER.
How would you Daffine it?
[Question: Would it help if I posted the original base word(s)?]
WERETCH
Statement averring co-vomiting
Hmm, seems o was moving too fast and replied to the wrong daffy word. Bad Daffymitioneer, Bad!
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Statement averring co-vomiting
Goofy, made up word for the day, requiring a daffynition:
WERETCH.
How would you Daffine it?
[Question: Would it help if I posted the original base word(s)?]
WEEEEND
A tiny butt
The location from whence urine emerges
The fun way to start eating solid foods
Death via roller coaster
The sudden realization on a Friday afternoon that you have to work on Saturday & Sunday
Fun at the funeral home you say?
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The Mortadella Menace
The Beef βn Bacon Burrito Bruiser
The Bologna Baguette Brawler
The Ham Hoagie Hurling Hero
The Pastrami Panini Pugilist
The Salami Sub Skirmisher
The Guacamole Gouda Gravlax Gruyere Genoa Salami Gherkin Gorgonzola Gefilte Fish Grey Poupon and Gravy Grinder Gladiator
The Mortadella Menace
The Beef βn Bacon Burrito Bruiser
The Bologna Baguette Brawler
The Ham Hoagie Hurling Hero
The Pastrami Panini Pugilist
The Salami Sub Skirmisher
The Guacamole Gouda Gravlax Gruyere Genoa Salami Gherkin Gorgonzola Gefilte Fish Grey Poupon and Gravy Grinder Gladiator
Yabbut our new AI Robot Overlords (AIRO) donβt need to wear pants.
Checkmate.
(probably)
The Mortadella Menace
The Beef βn Bacon Burrito Bruiser
The Bologna Baguette Brawler
The Ham Hoagie Hurling Hero
The Pastrami Panini Pugilist
The Salami Sub Skirmisher
The Guacamole Gouda Gravlax Gruyere Genoa Salami Gherkin Gorgonzola Gefilte Fish Grey Poupon and Gravy Grinder Gladiator
The Pastrami Panini Pugilist?
The Salami Sub Subversive Skirmisher?
The Guacamole Gouda Gravlax Gruyere Genoa Salami Gherkin Gorgonzola Gefilte Fish Grey Poupon and Gravy Grinder Gladiator?
#SandwichGuy
#FreeSandwichGuy
I see DCβs βMortadella Menaceβ is a free man. π€£π€£
Or is heβ¦
The Beef βn Bacon Burrito Bruiser?
The Bologna Baguette Brawler?
The Ham Hoagie Hurling Hero?
Goofy, made up word for the day, requiring a daffynition:
WEEEEND.
How would you Daffine it?
[Question: Would it help if I posted the original base word(s)?]
PURRCHASING
Pursuing a cat's happy vocalizations
It dependsβ¦
Are you flexible with pecuniary motivations about the disposition of the law?
Do you already have a billionaire sugar daddy?
Does Lenny Leo have you on speed dial?
Goofy, made up word for the day, requiring a Daffynition:
PURRCHASING.
How would you Daffine it?
INTERVIEWRING
The arena within which prospective bosses pummel job candidates with punch-like questions about their qualifications and character
INTERVIEWRING
An endless, comical employee-candidate evaluation process where each positive conversation forwards the candidate to the evaluator's boss, and the org chart was modeled upon a certain Escher drawing
INTERVIEWRING
A team evaluation of a prospective employee
When you interrogate the person on your front porch over the doorbell video system to determine whether to open the door
The author's book tour route