Dave

I totally didn't plan this but I watched the whole Twilight Saga yesterday and tonight I found Can't Hardly Wait on Tubi and put it on... Going from Carlisle to Mike Dexter is such whiplash 🤣

Me and fam no matter how old we get

Money is stupid and I don't trust it. It's numbers on a screen that have nothing tangible backing it anymore (there's no physical gold standard anymore). The money we earn and spend is someone else's debt. The paper with symbols we assign value to would always be worthless if the screen turned off.

Don't go into that dark. As someone who has gone in there, I can tell you there appears to be no way out of it and seeing others capable of hope and positivity makes me long for it even more knowing mine is completely gone. If you have even the smallest spark, hang on to it.

It still gets me so indignant to remember the federal government wants people to DONATE to their TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF DEBT... WITH VENMO... but will turn around and tax the fuck out of me under a microscope if my yearly receipts on Venmo are $601 or more. Fuck the whole system

Glad to hear you're feeling better. Hopefully that's back to 100% real soon! 💜

The final scene (and credits) will always leave me sobbing 😭 😭😭

I really needed that marathon

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Bella: how old are you?

Nahuel: 150 years and still young dude!

Leah Clearwater (as a character) deserved so much better. So much more effort from SMeyer

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The Cullens use "family" for their own collective but I get the sense that's more for an intimate feel in a romance novel. A small family unit with similar ideals and goals and causes should be called a "coterie". Technicals and semantics aside, it also just sounds cooler for vampires 😂

One thing I do hate about Twilight (like legit hate) and about other vampire media as well is when they refer to a small collective of vampires that act like a family unit as a "coven". A coven is more like when the Cullens gather allies in larger numbers...

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Hell yea love that for you

I will never forgive them for not including the scene with Rosalie and Jacob and the food bowl in the theatrical release

"No measure of time with you will be long enough... but let's start with forever" 😭

I know SMeyer catches a lot of flak for a lot of things in this franchise (and rightly so) but imagine being her in that scene... you've written this massive franchise with characters you've poured your heart and soul into and watched grow and then you get to be at their wedding 🥹🥹😭😭 author goals

It's all fun and games with teasing this franchise as "garbage but MY garbage" until Bella is walking down the aisle 🥹🥹 I fall to pieces every time 😭

✨️BATTLE SHCARZ✨️

My god the wigs in Eclipse never fail to enrage me 🤣

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Mans spittin math over here

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Me anytime Paul has a line in New Moon

Carlisle stitching up Bella's arm as she clutches his side

Easily the hottest scene in the entire franchise... like... THE SEXUAL TENSION 🥵🥵

a woman is singing into a microphone while a man plays a guitar . Alt: Paramore in the woods playing Decode

🎶HOW DID WE GET HERE?? I USED TO KNOW YOU SOOOOO WELL🎶

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🎶Have I found you flightless bird🎶

Seeing this on my feed as I'm LITERALLY SAT watching Twilight 😂 perfect timing 🤌

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🎶I WILL WRAP YOU IN MY HAAAHHRRMS LEMME SIGN🎶

a man with a mullet and a mustache is wearing a wig and making a funny face . Alt: a man with a mullet wig and fake mustache and making a face and mouthing what the fuck.

You better hold on tight spider monkey

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You're like my own personal brand of heroine

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AS IF YOU COULD FIGHT ME OFF!

a bald man in a suit and tie is saying " say it say it right now " Alt: a black man in a suit is saying " say it say it right now i will say it with you"

Bella: I know what you are...

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