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The delegation of Hellenic republic gives an excuse for being unable to attend the majority of the conference, stating “What if your mother, your father your cousin, etc died?”
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The delegation of UAE has come forward with an interesting revelation. An anonymous delegate left 5 egp as bribery while the delegation of UAE is writing the resolution. The delegation will not be accepting this misconduct. We urge the perpetrator to come forward.
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The delegation of Sierra Leone
raises an important question. How can we track cryptocurrency funding of militias?
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Judge Fawzi is out in the field in the state of Sudan. He is offering humanitarian aid to victims of the conflict. He has officially lost hope in the court and has taken matters into his own hands. How noble.
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The delegation of UK highlights how destructive this council has become. With the increasing talk of war, the delegation of UK stands their ground and threatens to leave the UN if this remains.
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The most honorable delegations of Denmark, UK and Korea share their insights regarding Sushi rolls.
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HRC is currently in an unmoderated caucus and are writing up 2 resolutions.
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Representing your country and Seoul fashion week… Quite iconic.
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the delegation of libya should stay focused on his own council please 💀💀

The delegation of Norway so kindly teaches China invaluable Chinese moral lessons.
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The delegation of Libya insists on bringing up the case that is currently being discussed in ICJ.
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The delegation of UAE provides us with invaluable information. Despite the fact that USA hasn’t ratified UNCLOS, they have their own set of laws that govern their seas.
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The delegation of Yemen is asking for charity. They request gold that is equivalent to more than their national GDP.
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The delegation of Syria claims that the delegation of Lebanon is uncaring because they’re playing games. It seems delegates in DISEC and HRC are entertaining their time with video games.
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Judge Mostafa reprimands the advocacy of UAE for bringing in a witness (Nafeesa) with a fake identity and loopholes in her backstory. Advocate Nabil claims that it was all intentional.
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Judge Hassan examines evidence 10 with precision and points out that UAE might have intents in Sudan other than genocide.
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Advocate Ali calls Judge Fawzi old. Ouch.
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The delegation of Russia makes assumptions about the delegation of USA and calls the delegation a coward for leaving the conference room for a short break.
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Once again stunned by Korea’s formal attire. There is nothing more admirable than patriotism.
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The delegation of UK warns the delegation of USA against interfering with their affairs. They claim they will enact NATO article 4.
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The delegation of UAE easily puts the delegation of China in their place. The delegation will not be caught up in China’s absurdity and outlandishness. The delegation of UAE makes it look all too easy.
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The delegation of China chooses to comment on the delegation of UAE’s personal belongings. The delegation was immediately reprimanded by the chair.
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“Imperialistic but peaceful.” A direct quote from the Chinese delegation regarding their dismissal of UNCLOS and imposing their control over sea territory that is not theirs.
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The delegation of UAE delivers a formidable speech. Once again China’s greed is brought to light. They just keep on demanding more and more from other territories.
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The delegations of UAE AND Norway show a most heartwarming display of camaraderie and friendship.
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Nigeria is very concerned about the militarization in the arctic that the delegation of Nigeria is spending their time in a UN conference on Minecraft (they have a diamond sword).
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“Just cause.” The delegation of USA responds to the delegation of Russia’s question.
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The delegation of USA believes the council to be singling out USA and Russia. They believe that to reach a true resolution, we can’t have this tunnel vision.
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The delegation of USA brings up Mahmoud from Sudan. What a throwback.
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