Throw money around at artists and see what you get. That's how the Renaissance happened

Oh gods me too

that is an absolute unit of a dog

I'm sorry, I didn't realize this was satire I thought this was actually real from rfkj

Seth gets it

Woohoo 🎉 I wonder if I can get my child to hyper focus on this one

I mean, it's worked so well for him, more people are going to jump on that train

I loved this book so much.

___coyotl___
Raphael Coyotl

I hope they fire him out of a cannon into a brick wall.

I hardly even batted an eye at this one

My kids don't believe me that when I was little oranges were only available around Christmas time

My flabbers are gasted. What the alf, how did I not know this?

👇💯

You think they'd kick him out for being in active addiction? Wishful thinking dude

Except I'm not a dumbass and my kids are vaccinated

And then the asshole died, and now I'm a single mom, and I'm struggling, just like my grandma, just like my mom, and I'm not making the same mistakes they did sure, but that's because it's a different world and I get to make new ones.

This is where I live all the time. I put up with a lot of bullshit to not become a single mother because I saw my mom struggle and my grandma struggle and I thought that I could avoid that by remaining married to my husband who was everybody's favorite asshole

I know how to can, using trusted sources at least

Is this one of those dog whistles where we'll find child pornography on his computer in 2 weeks and we'll figure out that he's who he's trying to protect people from?

We don’t admit people to the hospital for quarantining.

They can do that at home.

The many kids admitted to the hospital in Lubbock have severe respiratory complications from measles.

Stunning ignorance from highest health official, embarrassing really.

She's dressed for a funeral for us

Second Reign,Day One of the First year of the Lard, Orange Droolius, who delivered unto us a misbegotten son of a foreign land who would come to us with extortionate means and excessive meanness to exchange beans for our country and hold our benefits in the name of the Lard, Ohcrap!

How are you going to tell me that Trump is tough when he can't even handle 27 degrees?

Oh no, it's only twice as warm as a Bills game!

Put on some giant mittens and suck it up, you delicate flower.

"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face, forever. ”
― George Orwell, 1984

😂

I dunno, keeping somethings away sound like a good idea.