Look Ma! Iโm not smirking!
Happy Hump Day!
@itsjustsemenantics.bsky.social
VERY GAY/NSFW 18+ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ Dorky nโ sweet goober of a piggy Brooklyn faguette who grew up on John Waters & haunted houses. Chock full of Dad Jokes, Dad Strokes, and Dad Pokes for all Dadโs Blokes ๐ท I smirk a lot ๐Brooklyn
Look Ma! Iโm not smirking!
Happy Hump Day!
Fuuuuuuuuuuck ๐ฅต
03.03.2026 07:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Ass w/ balls from the back pics just go so hard
03.03.2026 07:06 โ ๐ 68 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Hope ya donโt mind me sneaking this in last minute ๐
#MonochromeMonday
This makes me sooooooo hungry ๐ฅต
02.03.2026 01:06 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Ooooof, this dad right here says yes please ๐ฅต๐
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Just got back from a workout and now need to be worked out.
Send help ๐
Rise & shine sluts!
28.02.2026 13:22 โ ๐ 64 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
Such a dreamboat ๐
Such a creamboat ๐ฅต
Thirsty this Thursday, no doubt about it ๐ฆ๐ท
26.02.2026 14:59 โ ๐ 68 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0โ๏ธ๐ฆฎโน๏ธ
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Fisters are NO NONSENSE!
Seriously, I put fisting as something Iโd like to get more into (hardy har har) on my Scruff profile and OMG itโs like every other message Iโm getting plunges right into the details, numbers, and schematics
Dilate! Gape! Rosebuds not considered by Orson Welles
Kinda hot
Totally the Tummiest of Tuesdays to you allโ
24.02.2026 14:31 โ ๐ 61 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Fuck ๐ฅต I'm gonna need to share that cock with him sometime soon
23.02.2026 10:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Need to stay warm in a blizzard? โ๏ธ๐ฅถโ๏ธ
23.02.2026 00:41 โ ๐ 75 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Favorite television show of all time, darling ๐
22.02.2026 18:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Seeking cuddle buddies for the blizzard. Must like Hart to Hart, Thai food, and, uh, cum ๐ฆ
Niche audience, I know
Will in only a jockstrap and trucker hat bent over on a couch with his ass in the air showing hole while looking back at the camera
Looking back in anticipation. Happy Submissive and Breedable Sunday
22.02.2026 15:38 โ ๐ 155 ๐ 8 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 0Hi! Good afternoon ๐
20.02.2026 19:08 โ ๐ 137 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 0
Now You See It
Now You Saw It
โค๏ธ Dad
15.02.2026 01:52 โ ๐ 102 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0๐
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That's the first movie I ever saw on a date with another guy. I was 17. He put sooooooooooo much salt on the popcorn. I just googled him and apparently he is now in prison for murdering his partner.
Glad I didn't say anything about the salt.
Hi, I just had sex!
05.02.2026 03:58 โ ๐ 92 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 0Drink it up, bud โ๏ธ
03.02.2026 13:22 โ ๐ 136 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0๐ฉท๐ฉท
31.01.2026 03:44 โ ๐ 67 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Thank you, babe ๐
27.01.2026 00:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A splendidly snowy and warm Monochrome Monday to yโall
26.01.2026 23:16 โ ๐ 74 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0Hopefully this means there's gonna be some plowing, cause... โ๏ธ๐๐๐ฅต
26.01.2026 21:32 โ ๐ 15 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Such a stud ๐ฅต๐๐
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