Stretch Cunningham

Donald’s sleeping on the couch tonight.

Even a typically dry, standard health report has to have that gushing North Korea state media flavor to it.

The “wins” do feel few and far between. Even during Biden it felt like MAGA controlled the narratives.

Natural results of a far-right regime controlling all 3 branches of government, owning SCOTUS, and gobbling up legacy & social media one by one. Quite frankly it’s hard not to often feel defeated.

Nothing and no one will stop them, and they (correctly) know that.

Was never a big fan, but I miss the 90s/00s Kid Rock-Joe C days where he was just about debauchery and everyone having fun. Instead of some Church Lady codger bellyaching about people looking “different.”

I believe we'll still get to physically "vote," but with gerrymandering, voter intimidation (I assume key precincts will have camo-clad guards there for 'protection'), Dominion being sold to a right-winger... lots of tactics to will tilt things toward MAGA.

And the differences between Bondi and Garland are just so extreme. One is boorish, aggressive and cultish loyal to POTUS, on TV every day. The other was feckless, quiet and afraid to emerge from the shadows.

On Jimmy Kimmel's return show, he mentioned he and his family have received death threats over the years. Assuming he's being truthful (and I see no reason why he wouldn't be), why isn't Bondi investigating and holding a press conference about it?

Does the word "terrorist" even have meaning anymore? It's lost its entire definition. They throw it around so casually in every news clip describing anyone they 'don't like' (along with woke, socialist, etc.).

I feel so much safer with her off the streets. So, uh, have they ventured into any 'scary' neighborhoods and caught any hardened criminals and gangbangers yet, or nah?

Watching Fox and its little brother Newsmax duke it out to see who can be the most fashy is a spectacle to witness.

Either no one's explained percentages to him by now, or he knows the maths but realizes those bigly numbers sells anyway to his Fox/MAGA audience.

Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole WASHINGTON—Saying his latest executive order was legal due to an “underutilized but totally feasible workaround,” President Trump claimed Tuesday that he could overrule the U.S. Constitution by means ...

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I still wish it was Greta Thunberg tho, the MAGA meltdowns would be measured on the Richter scale.

"He has the heart of a humanitarian."

Not to be outdone by the Bad Bunny Derangement Syndrome.

Yeah, although the 'winner' loves her some Trump, I guess.

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Lol, specifically scanned the comments to find this gif.

With old footage of Michael Richards at Laugh Factory played on a loop.

But she's rather Trump/MAGA-friendly and already gave him a shout-out.

Curiously I did notice a few commenters on the social medias saying to pump the brakes on celebrating her award.

It's like Super Bowl refs being entirely former players and coaches of one of the participating teams. Seems like there should be a restrictions against this (regardless R or D). But 'Murica 'freedoms', I guess.

...but the FAA mandating masks on flights during a once-per-century pandemic is unforgivable tyranny!

Now he can get back to threatening to annex Canada and Greenland by using US troops currently occupying portions of America's major cities.

And equally upset that Loomer, and not her, won the role of Trump’s Air Force One main squeeze.

He may spin it and take “credit” for his “endorsement“ of her and end it by saying Make Venezuela Great Again.

I’m not sure of the answer to your question, but quite honestly I don’t think it matters anymore. Rules and laws feel optional these days.

Off topic but curious to hear your reaction to Dominion Voting Systems being sold to a former GOP election official who now names it ‘Liberty Vote.’ Seems… bad.

And do either of them understand that if they moved into a lily-white MAGA neighborhood, the For Sale signs would pop up next door To them?