Crypt Dom ⚰️🪦

I want a pirate fantasy with vampires n shit 🤔

Been feeling puratey but still spoopy

Would love to find me a treasured chest and some booty

Victim is still one of my favorite petnames to give

I dont smoke but the rest sounds like the best day 👀

Feeling very piratey lately.

Who wants to go sailing and pillaging with me?

Maybe find a pretty bartender in every port?

It does in my head and thats all that matters to me 🤷‍♂️

🩷you are more than enough🩷

🩵 you deserve to feel loved🩵

💚you are always worth it💚

💜you are important to someone💜

🧡you are never a burden🧡

💛you are allowed to take up space💛

Can't go to sleep because Im too horny 😔

Times like these I need a plaything to help me with this problem

I think its bout time I admit to myself that maybe I do like adam sandler movies and I dont have to avoid them cause I thought they were cringe before 😐

I mean, they can be a little cringe, but theres charm in there too I think

✨you are more than enough✨

✨you are always worth it✨

✨you are loved unconditionally✨

✨you are not alone✨

✨you are important to someone✨

✨you deserve good things✨

Im a suckered for that worn rustic charm

I absolutely loooaaatthhheeee xfinity.

I know theres no real "good" internet company or anything but xfinity really is the worst customer service 😑

Oh sweets, youre such a flirt 🤭

Oh sweets, it sounds like you have something caught in your throat. You should get that checked out

Need someone to come over for a stay in date where we make dinner at home, watch a movie or two, maybe play some game (board or video types) and for dessert we can make a cream pie 🖤

....

After dessert ill fuck the shit out of you in the bedroom

Sorry I never went to trade school to learn how to perform either maintenance. They're just gonna have to work the best they can with a little duct tape

Uh huh sure. 😤 thats why you made the post about it

Stop telling ppl you bought me just cause you got me coffee 😒

Blood kink go brr

a black and white photo of a man in a dark room ALT: a black and white photo of a man in a dark room

The primal urge to chase someone down in the woods and ferociously breed them

a large ship with black sails is floating on top of a large body of water ALT: a large ship with black sails is floating on top of a large body of water

Assassins creed black flag is one of the best games of all time and now i want more goth pirate shit.

Or just pirate shit cause they already be having some goth vibes with their skulls and dark clothing.

I love bunny tails, I want to see it bounce when pretty bunnies hop on my carrot

*sweets says to me after I agree to work on their sink before they come out like this to tease me*

Itll be ok 🖤

Ironic that this account tried sharing their moderation list to clear out people who use tags that support pedophilia but I had their account blocked SPECIFICALLY because they use the EXACT TAGS IM TALKING ABOUT.

It's concerning having so many mutual people with this profile.

Uh-lee-shuh is how I read it

Underrated breakfast! I love the breakfast crunch wrap. Better than a mcmuffin

Sit on my lap wearing thisnandninwont be able to keep my hands off

I feel like i could stretch you out better than that at least 🤔

Wanna go to a haunted house n get decorating ideas? 👀