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Elliot

@1t2ls.bsky.social

gym selfies and poetry πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ NYC #lunchpoems

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I remember this from 2020. It'll be over by Easter, right?

03.03.2026 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

In the same genre, Physical 100.

03.03.2026 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

that irish passport is gold

03.03.2026 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hahaha

03.03.2026 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this post is doing numbers so i’m locking replies for my own (limited) sanity.

03.03.2026 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i agree that there are lots of important parallels but the differences are also significant and worth keeping sight of.

03.03.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s not actually how nazi germany worked. the sequence of events there were very different and the economic factors were different in ways that legitimized the nazi regime after it took power, much the opposite of what we’re witnessing with trump.

03.03.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i don’t think we’re past the point of no return, or that elections won’t happen or that this state of affairs means the american project is over or doomed, but it’s worth saying where we are, or at least seem to be.

03.03.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

can i ask why you post shit like this?

03.03.2026 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

we’ve reached the point where the american system of government seems no longer to exist at the federal level.

the executive no longer abides by our laws and clearly hates our constitution. congress has demonstrated a similar contempt.

the constitution is a dead letter except where convenient.

03.03.2026 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 585    πŸ” 128    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 7

your beard is so wonderful.

03.03.2026 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you’re basically a sphere. if you were at my gym i would mentally refer to you as β€œmeatloaf”

03.03.2026 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

good god let me be reborn as a 90s lesbian in a punk/emo band. i want to be musically talented and vent my feelings at lilith fair.

03.03.2026 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

dead

03.03.2026 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

BUT you should donate to the ACLU if you can.

03.03.2026 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

in case this isn’t obvious: there is no course. this entire thread is a joke, and i am not selling anything.

03.03.2026 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to the ACLU Fight back against bigotry, injustice and inequality. Make your donation to the ACLU today.

action.aclu.org/give/now

03.03.2026 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

you should all sign up for my course where i explain exactly why.

it’s cheap. currently 80% off at only $50/mo

sign up now. if you never let yourself chase your dreams, you’ll never catch them.

03.03.2026 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

and would it have been worth it after all
after the rice, the chicken, the beef
among the proteins, among some talk of test and hcg
would it have been worthwhile
to have eaten all the salmon with a smile
to say β€œi am arnold, back from the dead,
come back to show you all, i shall show you all”

03.03.2026 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To offset the moroseness of β€œAubade”, here’s a poem Larkin wrote to a newborn child.

03.03.2026 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

don’t be sorry lol. your way of coping with the inevitability of death is just as good as any other.

03.03.2026 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

(but do you!)

02.03.2026 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this seems somehow inappropriate as a reaction to a poem this morose.

02.03.2026 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ok make them watch revenge of the sith after and say β€œnow you know about the jedi”

β€œthey seem really dumb”

β€œyes. very.”

02.03.2026 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i don’t agree with the red letter media guys about everything but they were spot on about this. andor kind of destroys the rest of star wars by comparison

02.03.2026 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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02.03.2026 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i’d show them Andor and then tell them not to bother because the rest is shit in comparison.

02.03.2026 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

living in manhattan this has become extremely clear to me, to the point where i will intentionally get in the way of people driving luxury cars and stare them down while i cross the street.

β€œhit me, please. go for it.”

02.03.2026 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Doctor Atomic, Act I, Scene 3: Song Β· 2006 Β· Duration 7:34

today’s emo gym playlist is just the β€œbatter my heart” aria from Doctor Atomic on repeat.

and yes i’m singing along. (terribly.)

02.03.2026 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyway this is a joke about the american president’s increasingly corpse like appearance.

02.03.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0