Viscount (they/them)

😱😱 no saddle? 😱😱

Goodness gracious me!

I'll be sure to take it easier!

*cough*

*kisses forehead*

🫂🫂🫂

That would be a terrific assistance.

Oh my!

*Squints to focus*

Goodness me!

I ended up taking codeine and going to sleep. I shall give olbas a try

Riskier than two oriented correctly and side by side?

Have the martini adornments left you gaping?

That can be quite the mouthful!

And taken slowly one at a time

Oh fuck yes. A good plump queen olive!

Thank you. The buggers need to leave already!

Thank you. These fuckers need to fuck off.

Oi, headache, no, fuck off!

Do I need to get you a bow, arrow and cape of fire?

The joys of The Hunger Pills 🫂

Such a glorious view

They lost their typing thumbs in a tragic instant coffee accident.

They're so annoying when they do that. The bastards.

The face / the (current) scents (because I have a 'light' and a 'dark')

As all lie-ins involving you are

God yes!

And for it's pervasive lethargy 🤣

My toxically productive brain demanded that today I clean, do laundry, food shopping, reorganise things and repot houseplants.

My body has since stepped in and told my brain where to go!

Lie ins are for the present. The future will sort itself out 😁😘

So glorious! 🥵