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Viscount (they/them)

@vpurple.bsky.social

Of the they/them, potentially slutty variety who lives in Devon, UK. Enby. Poly. NSFW (turn back now/turn on your filters) Shier than you might think. Returning naturist, verbose, colourful, over-analyst. No masculine markers please.

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She really does! 😍

08.03.2026 22:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And I neeeeeed Siobhan's dress, or at least the top half as a t-shirt

08.03.2026 21:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Is it best to slide it across the table, or drop it into the bath?

08.03.2026 20:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*offers attention*

08.03.2026 20:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Through RSA and a whole lotta coffee!

08.03.2026 19:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You've done a service!

08.03.2026 17:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😉😁

08.03.2026 17:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The only way to assess that is to try 😁

08.03.2026 17:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The volume! 😍😍

08.03.2026 17:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Love this! 😍

08.03.2026 17:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I shall wait nicely in anticipation 🤤

08.03.2026 16:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In my face, please 😍😍

08.03.2026 16:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh they really are! 🙈

08.03.2026 14:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sometimes I try 😁

08.03.2026 12:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fabulously 😉

08.03.2026 12:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🤣 I know that feeling!

08.03.2026 11:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sending them off to their bedroom? 😜

My ex used to call me Daddy to wind me up

08.03.2026 10:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Despite what my ex used to say

08.03.2026 10:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm running on the Daddy-is-a-state-of-mind approach. No matter my age I'll never be daddy.

08.03.2026 10:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wow that is a lot to be hacking back!

08.03.2026 10:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Is there a lot of hedge to be handling?

08.03.2026 10:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sounds similar to my day of plants 😔

08.03.2026 10:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Excellent. So now what will the day hold?

08.03.2026 10:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

As it should be 😜

08.03.2026 10:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And also get you up? 😜

08.03.2026 10:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And that might help wake up a few things.

08.03.2026 10:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Even better!

08.03.2026 10:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Increased weight always has me a little distracted for a few days when it's new 😜

08.03.2026 10:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Canine coffee also works

08.03.2026 10:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Someone is very awake this morning. 🤤

08.03.2026 10:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0