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Mara Johnson

@marajohnson.bsky.social

πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ So Cal born and raised. Sports fan Software developer Sci-Fi/Fantasy lover I'm really tall Least famous Mara on bsky My posts will be like my interests: all over the place

513 Followers  |  499 Following  |  3,041 Posts  |  Joined: 21.06.2023  |  2.3264

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I'm just realized that this is the longest period of time I've been single as an adult. It's been 5.5 years since my wife passed away. Before that we were together for 12 years. Before that there were the odd 6m-1 year long relationships, but no gap like this before.

12.12.2025 07:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not a movie, but nearly every Macross love triangle would be solved with polyamory(SDF, 2, 7, Plus, Delta, Frontier)

12.12.2025 07:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I almost nailed that sleep. Still rusty

12.12.2025 06:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What rank are you?

12.12.2025 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Boo Yah Jams"

Hell yeah, Carol #Pluribus

12.12.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you 🩷 🩡🀍

12.12.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm impressed even 500 people wanted to follow my random postings. Getting to 600+ probably isn't in the cards

12.12.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Congrats!

12.12.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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HERE YOU GO THIS IS TRANSGENDER FERRARI MAN

07.08.2025 09:47 β€” πŸ‘ 575    πŸ” 134    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 45

Holy shit that looks terrible

12.12.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
tweet reading: GAME TRAILER: β€œEnter a world beyond belief...”

ME: β€œYes”

GAME TRAILER: β€œAn adventure like never before...”

ME: β€œYES”

GAME TRAILER: β€œJoin your friends online”

ME: β€œI’m out”

tweet reading: GAME TRAILER: β€œEnter a world beyond belief...” ME: β€œYes” GAME TRAILER: β€œAn adventure like never before...” ME: β€œYES” GAME TRAILER: β€œJoin your friends online” ME: β€œI’m out”

i stand by this statement every year

12.12.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 16567    πŸ” 3423    πŸ’¬ 224    πŸ“Œ 168

Its actually great

11.12.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love it!

11.12.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"He sees the good in everyone and I see the truth"

11.12.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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My aim is still terrible, but I nailed the sleep

11.12.2025 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know if its because of work or regular exhaustion, but I feel creatively empty.

11.12.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The transgender got my youngest cousin and I. When is it supposed to hit the rest of my family?

10.12.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A woman with a white shirt and black dress. She has an LTT water bottle in front of her. She's also wondering why teams are not trying to compete against the Dodgers with free agent signings. How do the Mets not offer Diaz more than 3-$66 million? You need a closer and if you make it to the playoffs you will face the Dodgers so how do you screw that up? Also, how does Egbuka drop a wide open TD pass?????? I'm still fuming about that

A woman with a white shirt and black dress. She has an LTT water bottle in front of her. She's also wondering why teams are not trying to compete against the Dodgers with free agent signings. How do the Mets not offer Diaz more than 3-$66 million? You need a closer and if you make it to the playoffs you will face the Dodgers so how do you screw that up? Also, how does Egbuka drop a wide open TD pass?????? I'm still fuming about that

Is it Christmas break yet?

10.12.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society

09.12.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 7049    πŸ” 1529    πŸ’¬ 118    πŸ“Œ 308

Starfleet Help Desk jockey

09.12.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Why do you like Ranma so much? Do you want to be a girl or something?"

Teenage me: *Shit shit shit shit shit* Of course not

09.12.2025 18:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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marge simpson and maggie simpson from the simpsons ALT: marge simpson and maggie simpson from the simpsons
09.12.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I plead the fifth

09.12.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Finished. Enjoyed it just as I did the other books.

09.12.2025 09:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Patrick: "Is there anyone in this room who's not trans or gay or otherwise queer?"

Sorry to break this but straight happy people don't play D&D

09.12.2025 08:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Reading 'The Transition Zone' now

Molly: "What are the chances it would happen twice?"

Me:

09.12.2025 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Actually, you might want to read Alex before The Transition Zone

09.12.2025 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There has to be some free agent who was on a roster this year or last who could do a job for them. This man hasn't played for 5 years

09.12.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Part of me will always wish I transitioned in my teens, 20s or 30s, but transitioning in my 40s is better than never doing it at all.

09.12.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

To all the late transitioners out there:

Thank you for helping to normalize late-in-life transition.

Your openness took away so much of my fear, allowing me to finally see my own transition as a valid and hopeful possibility.

08.12.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 364    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 3

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