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Chance Tolman

@chancet.bsky.social

Mets fan. Amateur medievalist. Onery wing'd lizard. Jazz, Revolutions, and tomato soup. "Chance is the lifeblood of cinema." Werner Herzog

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By the time 2027 rolls around the President and the MSM will be assuring everyone inflation is in fact good.

08.03.2026 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is pretty depressing that not a single societal issue will be dealt with for the next 3 years.

06.03.2026 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Taco Rock

05.03.2026 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I were the administration I would start saying we had to attack Iran because of Benghazi. Benghazi is a magic word for conservatives. It will convince even Matt Walsh.

05.03.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Privatize college sports. Athletic programs provide nothing and are now just serving the gambling addicts. College sports should be intramural not national. Take all that money and give it to students who want to go to college.

27.02.2026 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can the GOP find a non pedophile to run for President? Will white America accept anything less than a certified diddler from the GOP? Many people are asking.

27.02.2026 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh no. Now I must.

24.02.2026 19:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm convinced he's bone stupid. Or he just channels the stupidest people in my state.

24.02.2026 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think all fruit is good Americans just eat unripe fruit most the time.

23.02.2026 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He makes me hate my state so much.

23.02.2026 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why no cobra?

23.02.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was hoping that wasn't real.

23.02.2026 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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First win of Spring Training! βœ… #MetsWin #LGM

22.02.2026 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 137    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 5

How am I supposed to know what the dude is saying without Rupar?

20.02.2026 18:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People know a lot about the royals. I never even heard of Andrew until this Epstein shit.

19.02.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
19.02.2026 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Shooter Jennings

17.02.2026 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My mom used to say this and we laughed. She was right.

17.02.2026 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And the Herbie Hancock score is awesome.

08.02.2026 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok, just watched on YouTube. It's very good. We need a criterion release. And the National Guard guy could have been giving DHS press conferences this week. Cop bullshit is always the same.

08.02.2026 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The boomers get a lot of justified shit but every movie in the 80s told us rich people were evil assholes. Nobody listened.

08.02.2026 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love finding out about writers I love and their cats!

08.02.2026 09:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Hot Burrito #1
YouTube video by The Flying Burrito Brothers - Topic Hot Burrito #1

#FebruaryIsForLoversNot
#MusicChallenge

Day 7

Nonsensical title, the sappiest lyrics, and an absurdly schmaltzy vocal delivery…
all adds up to one of my favorite songs in the whole wide world!!

Hot Burrito #1 - The Flying Burrito Brothers

youtu.be/cjyHeSxz0VQ?...

06.02.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

Religion is a meaningless signifyer. It tells you exactly nothing about a person. This is because Religion is largely meaningless overall.

06.02.2026 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's almost unrecognizable as a politician.

06.02.2026 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get @whmpodcast.bsky.social on the case!

04.02.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Mets bullpen.

04.02.2026 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sugar Magnolia

04.02.2026 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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First sight of Nolan McLean 🀩

πŸŒ΄πŸŽŸοΈπŸ‘‰ atmlb.com/4qDlxyw

02.02.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 138    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 25

I really hate Instagram the looks the ui are very off putting to me. But I guess I just made my first reel.

31.01.2026 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0