Eunice Sexx

I keep things whimsical by saying “dr peppy” instead of “dr pepper”

I’m gonna cry my dog is too cute

I bet getting into an accident with a cyber truck feels the same as colliding with a large cardboard box

Why is my package from California in Tennessee?

Real photo of me today

It’s getting into busy season and while I want to I just don’t WANT to

Elon?

Montana HB121: Know the facts. MYTH: This law applies to all bathrooms. FACT: This only applies to non-federal government-funded buildings such as jails, schools, some domestic violence shelters, courthouses, and some other public buildings. This does not apply to private businesses (restaurants, coffee shops, stores, etc.) MYTH: An individual transgender person can be sued for using the 'wrong' facility. FACT: Only the public entities operating the building where the instance occurred can be sued. MYTH: Any person can demand proof of a person's gender. FACT: Demanding someone else'smedical history is a direct violation of the Montana Constitution. MYTH: those in charge of a public building can take any steps they want if they suspect someone is transgender. FACT: Entities operating public buildings may take “reasonable steps” to ensure facilities are only used by people of the same sex assigned at birth. This does not authorize violence or invasions of privacy. The Montana ACLU has filed a lawsuit to stop this dangerous bill.

Montana HB121 - Know the FACTS!

Teriyaki burgers are bisexual

I forgot my melatonin, so for the past two hours I’ve been laying in bed, listening to my husband snore, while “fantasy” by jade and “the giver” by Chappell roan cycle through my head

Good news: I have extra tights

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Just realized my tights are dirty and I need them tomorrow

“Carrying the flag of Srimp, friend of the court, Iris Von Moxxi Sexx DuJour the magigical marigold of Montana”

Made my magnum opus last night. You’re welcome ❤️

Being asked to play 4D chess but I don’t know know to play chess

Gays love he man

If you need something to do in the zoo tonight, the doors open at 6pm and the show starts at 7pm at the Badlander!

Lots of producers making some choices lately

Absolutely wild to ask performers to apply while also asking for applications to PRODUCE a large event

What’s your gender: fantasy or Walmart?

“Probably Walmart”

Bring back the cookie dough Klondike bars. Cowards.

HOT & BOTHERED Valentines Day Burlesque Soirée

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Come see me get undressed onstage for Valentine’s Day to figure out what this is

“I do t want to learn how to use a water bottle”