Evelyn De Vere

Rapidly reaching Rishi Ramdani lvls of messed up problems I think I have to maybe run away permanently to the UK

We hate LittleJohn he is brainwashing our children he wants us to own nothing and be happy about it we should bring back McCarthyism we should kill this commie scum ban TikTok in the US 2k24 you absolutely hate to see it

Every day Strive Asset Management brings us closer to the TRUE anti-ESG portfolio consisting of the MOST evil investments possible. Call that a Ford-thinking strategy

See this post could be funnier. One of the Koch brothers could be drawn as a dead guy lol

Call me Lana cuz I wish I was dead : /

"Morana" is also what we call me when I fail a maths exam

Me when you can ask me anything for I can't spell and also no one has questions

Me when Bastion's kicking my ass

They should make my math prof a dem strategist the way he has too much respect for the norms : /

Oh so the media wants to talk about tariffs but doesn't want to talk about ta increasing riffs between your mom + me

Yeah "medium" is right : )

Thumbs down hate hate hate tomato tomato tomato

Booooo this sucks

Unless of course my dearly beloved friend who does research on this sort of thing finds that this is going to cause structural change to online discourse in which case we are so back and may it extend eternally

Oh to be clear we on team "This is just Tumblr again : )" are smart and correct and every member of team "Soooo did we just create the chaz?mm/?" is with love kinda milquetoast

I think all Bluesky users either think this is the CHAZ or that this is Tumblr

Reposting for hope for my least cool weirdest and most dearly beloved (<3) friend (to be clear. none of that is because of the nursing school. it's for her own reasons)

Guy who's so so excited to learn about "portmanteaus" tomorrow at school

Okay now that we're off Twitter bring back that funny Maria kid who posted about communism a lot. You act like she hit on your great grandma or smth

V. possible I do not actually want to drown myself in the Atlantic and do not actually think sex is gross but instead just listened to Teen Idle by Marina too many times as a kid

this would be such a good episode of mad men

northern lights

After 2 mins on my feed- we've gotta bring back Tumblr style politics. Maybe politics should be either a) cartoonishly radical and principally correct or b) actually about nothing beyond sick-ass media with questionable themes 😌

Inshallah Amber A'Lee Frost thinks Blue Sky is "cool" and "based"