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@johnnyheller.bsky.social

Golden Voice Audiobook Narrator with over 1000 titles recorded. Humorist, Author, Actor - all around swell guy with a large number of annoying quirks.

402 Followers  |  274 Following  |  82 Posts  |  Joined: 28.06.2023  |  2.3389

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Trump is, simply, an unhinged unrepentant serial sexual abuser, serial traitor, and raging Nazi. The Epstein files donโ€™t/wonโ€™t change a thing. The man is running roughshod over the Constitution and his supporters are guilty of many infractions, not the least of which is a paucity of honor & morals.

02.10.2025 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Don't mince those words!!!

28.09.2025 02:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 740    ๐Ÿ” 265    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

Lots of you identify as conservative Christians & thatโ€™s fine. But then
you add Trump supporter or post proTrump posts & that means you arenโ€™t conservative or Christian because Trump is neither. Heโ€™s an authoritarian self serving serial sexual predator & a pathological liar. Pick a lane.

26.09.2025 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐ŸšจNEW: "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" just dropped its first response to ABC, FCC chair, and Disney firing Jimmy Kimmel.

Trump ain't sleeping tonight. ๐Ÿคฃ

This is a must-watch. ๐Ÿ”ฅ

19.09.2025 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5819    ๐Ÿ” 2781    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 155    ๐Ÿ“Œ 341
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The union representing the musicians from Jimmy Kimmelโ€™s band releases a statement calling the FCCโ€™s pressure on Disney โ€œstate censorship.โ€

18.09.2025 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30262    ๐Ÿ” 10094    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 617    ๐Ÿ“Œ 425

This man will not be fired for calling for the murder of American citizens, yet multiple journalists/reporters/teachers lost their job for accurately reporting things Charlie Kirk actually said and stood for.

But itโ€™s the โ€œviolent leftโ€ thatโ€™s the problem

13.09.2025 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19927    ๐Ÿ” 6732    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 656    ๐Ÿ“Œ 227

Did anyone see my apology note from the MAGA dipbladders apologizing for insisting Kirkโ€™s murderer was a radical leftist?

Itโ€™s probably next to their pile of letters asking for justice for the murder of the Hortmans.

12.09.2025 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How do you manage to walk - weighed down by all the horse shit you spew?

11.09.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I trust you use knee pads while bowing to Trump? You used to be a place for journalism - now? Toadyism. Shame on you.

05.09.2025 11:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Keep fighting!!!!

24.08.2025 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you support the Constitution of the US, support free speech and the intrinsic value of all human beings, you cannot also support MAGA/Trumpism. Itโ€™s like breaching the space-time continuum- you might even implodeโ€” which is a wonderful party trick but it only works once.
Follow me for more tips!

19.08.2025 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Loved it!!!

15.08.2025 23:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You just have to remember to delete the โ€œMuahahahaโ€ฆโ€!

10.08.2025 21:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was a little disappointed when I heard the President was Up on the Roof โ€” I expected the next update would be that he was Under the Boardwalk

06.08.2025 05:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Endless grift with a side of cruelty @jojofromjerz.bsky.social

26.07.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18413    ๐Ÿ” 7023    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 937    ๐Ÿ“Œ 359
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If the MAGA politicians really want pedophiles to face justice, then why did they vote not to have the Epstein files released?
And why do they follow Donald Trump, a pedophile and a featured name in the Epstein files?

16.07.2025 16:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Firing everyone who could tell you what you're doing is unethical or illegal does not make what you're doing ethical or legal.

14.07.2025 12:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15895    ๐Ÿ” 5085    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 797    ๐Ÿ“Œ 264

Thereโ€™s little more Tom Homan can do to win the 2025 โ€œBE LIKE HEINRICH HIMMLERโ€ contest. I think heโ€™s the odds on favorite.
Wonder if his family is proud of their lil Nazi๐Ÿค”

12.07.2025 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t mean to sound superficial but watching Bondi or Noem speak is what one would expect if mannequins from cheap clothing stores suddenly came to life. They both look plastic & sound like mindless dipnozzles. Itโ€™s frightening only because the depths of their stupidity is fathomless.

07.07.2025 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I await your summons, my liege.

07.07.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is it scary? I donโ€™t do scary!!!

07.07.2025 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All this excitement because two horrible narcissistic jobbercocks are feuding over which is the worst human. Fellas, you both suck.
If you were in a bus that went off a cliff, the national response would be a parade & pancakes.

05.06.2025 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donโ€™t think we needed a travel ban. Just having Trump & his Nazi thugs in office pretty much serves as a travel deterrent for most people.
Instead of a vacation in the US, many families are picking the Gaza Strip, Kabul, & The Johnston Atoll instead.

05.06.2025 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If Trump is right- and that would be a first - Joe Bidenโ€™s clones are still much better presidents thanTrump. By a huge marginโ€ฆsome people say theyโ€™ve never seen such a huge margin,

02.06.2025 17:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

look, I may not agree with everything our president says, but I will defend to the death his right to be impeached, removed from office, arrested, stripped of his wealth, tried for his crimes and thrown straight the fuck into prison

24.05.2025 17:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15394    ๐Ÿ” 3082    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 541    ๐Ÿ“Œ 163

How many felony charges/scandals do I need on my resume to get an important gig in Trumpโ€™s administration? Do I need to have been sentenced to X many years? Do I need a long string of offenses or is one big one enough?
Asking for a friend.

20.05.2025 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pope Leoโ€™s first act should be outlawing ketchup on hot dogs!

08.05.2025 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good job Gary!

18.04.2025 04:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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WOW. One of the Venezuelans whom Kristi Noem tried to render to El Salvador's slave prison managed to avoid removal and was able to make it to immigration court, and you'll never guess what happened: THE GOVERNMENT GAVE NO EVIDENCE OF HIS GANG MEMBERSHIP. Due process ftw

17.04.2025 16:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24485    ๐Ÿ” 7440    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 243    ๐Ÿ“Œ 251

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