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@johnnyheller.bsky.social

Golden Voice Audiobook Narrator with over 1000 titles recorded. Humorist, Author, Actor - all around swell guy with a large number of annoying quirks.

412 Followers  |  279 Following  |  95 Posts  |  Joined: 28.06.2023
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Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.

12.02.2026 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 17998    πŸ” 7109    πŸ’¬ 619    πŸ“Œ 355
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ICE agents in Minnesota detained at least four children from the same school district, including a 5-year-old, deepening skepticism about the Trump administration’s claims of targeting violent criminals. https://wapo.st/4sQVmpA

22.01.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 142    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 27

Nazis.

22.01.2026 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rise Up
YouTube video by Johnny Heller Rise Up

Some talented patriotic voice actors joined me in giving voice to one of my posts which I titled RISE UP. Please watch, share, and care.

youtu.be/HJRZj25leU8

13.01.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

IMPEACH TRUMP

12.01.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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WELKER: Has the president crossed the line of impeachment?

CHRIS MURPHY: I have common sense. I know this president has committed 10 times more impeachable offenses in his second term as he did in his first. He's stealing from the American people.

11.01.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 23216    πŸ” 6959    πŸ’¬ 698    πŸ“Œ 309
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Watching the Trumpians flat out lie about ICE murdering a woman in Minneapolis is, sadly, not a shock. This reaction is what all totalitarians do. What a boatload of hog splooge.
Believe your eyes & call out the lies

08.01.2026 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gosh. You’re β€œdeeply troubled”?? Enough! Stand up & fight this crap!!!

08.01.2026 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Then do something! Stop votes. Prevent any GOP measures & impeach/arrest this regime.
You guys just talk about action without acting

08.01.2026 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
🚨BREAKING: ICE SHOOTS AND KILL WOMAN in Minneapolis
YouTube video by Status Coup News 🚨BREAKING: ICE SHOOTS AND KILL WOMAN in Minneapolis

Please share.. ICE THUGS shot & killed a woman in Minneapolis. Then attack citizens point blank with teargas grenades, pepper ball guns & chemical spray in the faces. Of course, Greg Bovino was in the mix. He needs to be brought up for murder charges.🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬
youtu.be/LnfiWmX_mTE?...

07.01.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 12008    πŸ” 5608    πŸ’¬ 810    πŸ“Œ 425

Trump sends ICE Nazis to murder & harass Americans. He slaps his name everywhere. He denies facts & lies with every word. He thinks other countries are his for the taking. He’s a sexual predator, a traitor, a felon & a danger to all. Impeach, arrest, convict, jail. Do it now.

07.01.2026 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Blatantly invading a country for its oil doesn't mean you aren't featured in the Epstein files. One crime doesn't hide the other.

04.01.2026 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If that’s true, I’ll be watching the Marx Brothers all year!

02.01.2026 03:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It would be hard to sleep with the helmet

07.12.2025 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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🀣🀣

22.11.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 12306    πŸ” 2295    πŸ’¬ 265    πŸ“Œ 137
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This has got a good beat to it.

19.11.2025 10:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1570    πŸ” 850    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 136

DOJ under Bondi steps heavily into hypocrisy and joins a lawsuit against California’s new map - giving more seats to Democrats β€” which was only voted on to offset the same nonsense in Texas & other red states. Apparently, it’s only a DOJ issue when it’s done to benefit Democrats.

13.11.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We extoll the Dem Sweep in Tuesday's elections & then use the momentum to cave in on the GOP shutdown with no actual deal???

Pathetic.

10.11.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

IMPEACH

24.10.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump is, simply, an unhinged unrepentant serial sexual abuser, serial traitor, and raging Nazi. The Epstein files don’t/won’t change a thing. The man is running roughshod over the Constitution and his supporters are guilty of many infractions, not the least of which is a paucity of honor & morals.

02.10.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Don't mince those words!!!

28.09.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 735    πŸ” 262    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 15

Lots of you identify as conservative Christians & that’s fine. But then
you add Trump supporter or post proTrump posts & that means you aren’t conservative or Christian because Trump is neither. He’s an authoritarian self serving serial sexual predator & a pathological liar. Pick a lane.

26.09.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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🚨NEW: "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" just dropped its first response to ABC, FCC chair, and Disney firing Jimmy Kimmel.

Trump ain't sleeping tonight. 🀣

This is a must-watch. πŸ”₯

19.09.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5798    πŸ” 2758    πŸ’¬ 152    πŸ“Œ 339
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The union representing the musicians from Jimmy Kimmel’s band releases a statement calling the FCC’s pressure on Disney β€œstate censorship.”

18.09.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 30071    πŸ” 10002    πŸ’¬ 611    πŸ“Œ 419

This man will not be fired for calling for the murder of American citizens, yet multiple journalists/reporters/teachers lost their job for accurately reporting things Charlie Kirk actually said and stood for.

But it’s the β€œviolent left” that’s the problem

13.09.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 19798    πŸ” 6679    πŸ’¬ 647    πŸ“Œ 222

Did anyone see my apology note from the MAGA dipbladders apologizing for insisting Kirk’s murderer was a radical leftist?

It’s probably next to their pile of letters asking for justice for the murder of the Hortmans.

12.09.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How do you manage to walk - weighed down by all the horse shit you spew?

11.09.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0