@seattlemikey.bsky.social
My feet expand and contract with the seasons.
Great “economy” until Biden’s ghost pops the bubble and then Biden’s fault!
11.11.2025 12:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m 1,200% sure math is not his thing.
08.11.2025 16:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Does the red signify that we’re the hottest right now? 🥲
08.11.2025 12:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0On brand.
08.11.2025 00:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Or did that pop the bubble?
07.11.2025 16:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@bencollins.bsky.social here’s your headline. U.S. airports vie to win the coveted spot currently held by Franz Kafka International.
07.11.2025 13:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Super annectodal, but only to max out my Chase SR benefits.
06.11.2025 00:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yup. He’s an idiot.
06.11.2025 00:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s worked for his lifetime. Why stop now?
Eventually, bullshit artists are exposed. Now is his time- he just won’t believe it.
We don’t care about the color of your skin? How will ICE ICE?
05.11.2025 22:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is this real? Well, I mean, who doesn’t love a steam catapult?
01.11.2025 23:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Looks like a commercial for today’s football games- if only the dems had their shit together. Sigh.
01.11.2025 18:10 — 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Bottom line gains from AI are short term wins. Mass headcount reductions sure does make the top line more difficult long term. Cool product bro, but I can’t afford canned beans.
01.11.2025 15:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0NOT MS-13!
01.11.2025 15:06 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bottom line gains from AI are short term wins. Mass headcount reductions sure does make the top line more difficult long term. Cool product bro, but I can’t afford canned beans.
31.10.2025 21:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Petty boys do petty boy shit. “Travis Kelce,I threw him his first catch! His future touchdowns are all mine!” Sigh, tRump is more pathetic than the most pathetic analog my pea brain can conjure.
31.10.2025 01:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Out President the “president.” I’m catching on.
30.10.2025 23:50 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Shit, I got seven Super Bowl rings, three World Series, and more Oscars than I can count.
I truly don’t understand how anyone with a brain thinks this guy is worthy of anything other than pity.
Biden’s fault! I would have fixed it on day one, but Biden really did a number on those burritos.
30.10.2025 23:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gotta be Biden’s fault for sure. 🤪
30.10.2025 19:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Soundtrack!!!
29.10.2025 23:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Again, if this was under any President other than Trump it would be plastered on the nightly news. But one big yawn from the media.
27.10.2025 23:50 — 👍 47 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0How do you say Pendejos in English?
24.10.2025 17:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Okay, 3 month price range prediction for gold and who will win the Super Bowl. 🏈😃🏆
24.10.2025 13:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Like why? If he’s “president “ in 2028 does anything matter- especially age? No one gives a shit now so… move to another country and chill or fight but people with a serious voice (followers) should fight hard and not post bs ie, shit posts. Love u M but cmon. Call your buddies with power. Organize.
23.10.2025 23:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We have an amazing product to sell, but it’s so amazing we don’t even talk about it over Slack! Yeah, right…
23.10.2025 01:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Wrong town, but still works.
23.10.2025 01:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Little Marco has turned into Little Reek.
22.10.2025 21:57 — 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅🤔🤔🤔🥲🥲🥲
22.10.2025 20:03 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He’s literally The Judge in Blood Meridian but with no brains.
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