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hey yall, go follow @washedband.bsky.social. apparently twitter made blocking useless today and people are starting to move over here. i'm basically gonna only post on that account

should i make a bluesky account for my band? it'd basically replace this account, i might post more often too

enshittification is what i do to the 7-eleven bathroom every tuesday after i finish my slurpee that i drank while putting half my paycheck into the video poker machine

is there swearing on here

imagine how much crazier football would be if we gave the players big bats that they can hit each other with

they call him bigfoot because only one of em is big, the other ones real little

Screenshot of the opt out form

Meta/Facebook/Threads/Instagram is now using your content for generative AI. There is a form to opt out, although I don't know if it'll make a difference, but here it is: www.facebook.com/help/contact...

theyre teaching nPr in the liberal math class !!!

its just a plant, it cant be bad for you *starts packing poison ivy into my pipe*

*tiktok tts voice* giving myself a lobotomy at home

what a lovely day, I sure hope nothing bad happens

apt-get install ffmpreg

no, officer, i actually rinsed this vodka bottle out and filled it with water. i dont really see the issue here

Snoop Dogg Skechers Nft Shoe

There’s an off-chance Trump tweeting this is a violation of the terms of his bail, which would get him thrown in jail AND make it the funniest tweet of all time

A close-up comparison of the two images. Typical AI image artifacts are present in the sheriff's office logo

The Associated Press appear to be circulating an AI-upscaled version of the trump mugshot, without disclosing as such.

The implications of normalizing the presence of AI artifacts in historically significant images are nauseating.

Direct link to AP's version: assets.apnews.com/92/03/069ad1...

however, it was weird in a way that pleased beavis and butthead

things would have been different on that cross if jesus had a gun

ur doing a juice cleanse?? thats cool, im doing a beer cleanse

no fruit is too low to grab unless you have bad knees

pitching my movie Communist Accountant to hollywood later tonight, wish me luck

email from AMC with the subject line "PLEASE STOP EMAILING US" in all caps. "Dear Geet, Please stop emailing us about your movie "Communist Accountant." We are not "Hollywood," Hollywood is a place, and we are a movie theater company. If you would like to contact someone in order to get your movie produced, then contact a movie studio. In the mean time, please stop emailing AMC every week, telling us that "Communist Accountant is gonna be the next big hit." I read your script, and it doesn't even make sense. Even if it did, contacting a movie theater would to nothing to help you get your movie produced. Please stop, AMC"

i got a response!! it seems like they werent interested, maybe i need to edit the script a bit

hey does anyone want a bluesky invite

i think the reason i never ate yogurt as a kid is bc my mom would always talk abt how it helped her poop better so i would always think about poop whenever i thought abt having some

what about smokey the twink

"🫵🐻 only you can prevent forest fires" -smokey "the" bear

GayRodney on Twitter My recipe for iced coffee is simple - pour a hot cup of coffee and let it sit. I made mine at 9:30 and it's ready now. Tastes like shit

putting a screenshot of this tweet on here because it is seared into my brain and I don’t want to have to go back on twitter every time i want to find it to show it to someone

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email from AMC with the subject line "PLEASE STOP EMAILING US" in all caps. "Dear Geet, Please stop emailing us about your movie "Communist Accountant." We are not "Hollywood," Hollywood is a place, and we are a movie theater company. If you would like to contact someone in order to get your movie produced, then contact a movie studio. In the mean time, please stop emailing AMC every week, telling us that "Communist Accountant is gonna be the next big hit." I read your script, and it doesn't even make sense. Even if it did, contacting a movie theater would to nothing to help you get your movie produced. Please stop, AMC"

i got a response!! it seems like they werent interested, maybe i need to edit the script a bit