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NOAH BATTERSON Product Designer | Wealthfront Β· Square Β· eBay

did a fun little website update (and moved to figma sites) noah.xyz

19.10.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It can’t be ruled out at least

08.05.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t believe the new Pope is the first one who’s likely been to an Applebees.

08.05.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Reminder: all of these people requested pardons.

03.12.2024 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 10581    πŸ” 3180    πŸ’¬ 266    πŸ“Œ 111

Bet they vote for him anyway 🀑

04.12.2024 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nepo baby you say?🧐

03.12.2024 08:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6048    πŸ” 1406    πŸ’¬ 350    πŸ“Œ 97
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This evil fucking turtle wants to whine about the politicization of judges?
Yeah, I don’t fucking think so.

03.12.2024 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 16537    πŸ” 2477    πŸ’¬ 1606    πŸ“Œ 273

…and for the record, I’m opposed to self-serving pardons to protect culpable members of a president’s family or inner circle. But Trump kicked that door wide open 4 years ago.

And I believe a Trump DOJ would pursue *actual* vindictive persecution, so I think I can understand Biden’s choice here.

02.12.2024 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Republican pearl clutching at this Hunter Biden pardon is hilarious. foh

02.12.2024 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I read a text and think, what a psycho. Then I press send.

29.11.2024 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2262    πŸ” 212    πŸ’¬ 135    πŸ“Œ 8
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The meme I didn't know I needed

29.11.2024 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 58857    πŸ” 11417    πŸ’¬ 981    πŸ“Œ 503
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a man in a suit sits on a park bench with two older people ALT: a man in a suit sits on a park bench with two older people
29.11.2024 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would be absolutely unstoppable with a full night’s sleep

21.11.2024 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

agree! I love the library and lucide's support for quick svg copy. so good

21.11.2024 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s like the exact opposite of that other place

21.11.2024 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Leak the report. Pass it on.

21.11.2024 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 82291    πŸ” 18983    πŸ’¬ 1366    πŸ“Œ 1094

That other place is like the the upside down in stranger things

21.11.2024 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dang. Sad. Used to see that sign everyday.

24.07.2023 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No longer willing to use β€œX”

24.07.2023 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The summer drip

17.07.2023 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just wanna say hi

17.06.2023 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

howdy bsky

02.06.2023 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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