Mike

A chart outlining the RIP BOZO Readiness Condition (RIPCON), which is a riff off of DEFCON. There are 5 levels, with 5 being lowest and 1 being the highest. The chart details descriptions of these levels, examples and actions to take in the event something occurs.

Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.

Apropos of nothing in particular I slapped together a beginner workout plan that can be done with one dumbbell and somewhere to jog in case you feel like you need to be prepared for whatever comes next

surrounding them after they just killed somebody and shouting “you can’t kill us all, nazis” is legitimate “ready to run through a wall” inspirational

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Caring for my corporeal form is tiresome and not something I ever feel like I have *time* for, or like it's important enough to prioritize. It might help to think of this self care as community care? Sharing in case that's a useful reframe for anyone else

Always here if you need more!

(The DB shoulder press and bent-over rows can be done one arm at a time and single-arm DB curls can be substituted for the lat pulldowns)

A fascist trained today; did you?

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Apropos of nothing in particular I slapped together a beginner workout plan that can be done with one dumbbell and somewhere to jog in case you feel like you need to be prepared for whatever comes next

Whoa

oh BABY, ok

4-seam fastball: neoliberal
2-seam fastball: democratic socialist
Change-up: Working Families Party
Splitter: Maoism
Splinker: Marxist-Leninist (only two guys can make it work)

🚨 North American Fenians.....and Fenians across the world....🌍

📺 TONIGHT we will be with you LIVE and direct from Ireland (2am Irish time).

👇🏻 Details in attached post

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A wonderful night in God’s Favorite Ballpark with my bestest boy @tgk.bsky.social all thanks to @camerooned.bsky.social

A selfie of me and Mike

A view of the field from our seats

Oh btw impromptu Phillies game with @hammerito.bsky.social

Working open to close all week and yeah I’d say it’s going pretty well

Rob if you had to rank the best sluggers in Phils history (over at least a 2-3 year period) where is he right now and who does he have for company up there?

you're welcome

AND ALSO WITH YOUSE

the body and blood of christ

Wild that there are 130 Cardinals and they’re still tied for third in the NL Central

Almost gave myself rhabdo on Friday but still hashtag Built Different

YES!

Phillies meter between “Sucks” and “Eats*” The indicator is all the way to the Eats* side

Happy Opening Day (and THANK YOU to @tgk.bsky.social for the insane jacket)

A weightlifting belt covered in the waist of denim jeans

Dude pulled up with the weightlifting jelt I am SOBBING

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My good friend just dropped her book about the connection between Philly and the IRA during The Troubles and I helped research it!!! She's a phenomenal journalist and writer and you should pick it up!