K | preferably under a blanket

yeah. I know it feels like you should just be able to write the perfect words first time. if you go slow enough, you should be able to just find each next perfect word.

but it's not like that. it's like a bicycle. too slow & you fall. it has to be in motion even awkwardly to get where you're going.

Pusheen snuggles up in a pile of plushies. The text above the art reads: Me: Sorry, I have plans. The Plans:

💖 🧸

Nancy by Ernie Bushmiller. First panel, Nancy talking to a logger sawing a tree and pointing to a carved piece of trunk. Nancy: Can I have that piece? My boy friend carved it. Logger: Sure. Second panel, Nancy is watching the log burn in the fire place. Nancy: I'm mad at him.

Every once in awhile I think about this Nancy comic and it makes me laugh every single time. Absolute perfection.

“I’m going to shop my bookshelves,” I say every week, and then 1,000 library holds come in

But HOW will people know your superior taste and morality unless you prove that [ship you don’t like] is the Least Progressive in 1000+ words! (Idk if that was the flavor of the original post, but shit like that makes me spite support ships I don’t even care about.)

a drawing of Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji sitting on the ground with the rabbits. Wei Wuxian puts bunnies in Lan Zhan's sleeves. Lan Zhan is saying "Wei Ying, what's on your mind?" Wei Wuxian answers "We should test the capacity of your sleeves"

Someone on tumblr asked for LWJ with a ridiculous amount of bunnies in his sleeves. I think that’s the only way the bunnie could have gotten there 😂

#mdzs #wangxian

No!!!! (Also sad solidarity handshake; the blizzard last week brought mine out of hiding 😭)

a cartoon of a cat laying on a laptop with the words order a pizza on the bottom Alt: a cartoon of a cat laying on a laptop with the words order a pizza on the bottom

Pusheen says you can skip to step 5 and order a pizza!

imissthembutitwasntadis "the world isn't kind" Ok??? Much more importantly are you??? ?? whatsupwalnut "the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am inkieswirlsgaming "THE WORLD lSN'T KIND" [Image of a flaming skeleton.] "NOT YET IT ISN'T" This is a threat

three panel comic strip No Fear The final evolution of Pombon is going to stand on two feet One fear

Pombon please don't

That’s a beautiful final memory, and I’m so sorry it’s the final one. ❤️

You did EVERYTHING. You were and are an incredible bunny parent. ❤️

once your email storage is full you should be allowed to graduate from it. no more emails for you. you’ve seen enough emails. you’re free now

I could honestly reskeet this every week. 😌

instantly assumed this was a kaiju situation

Due to everything, I will not be doing anything at this time

Accidentally bought some really cute ankle boots that don’t work with skinny jeans, so I have acknowledged straight leg jeans as of late… a traitor to my generation 😮‍💨

A golden retriever holding an octopus in its mouth, so it looks like tentacles

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

Groceries acquired, laundry laundered, breakfast-for-lunch Dutch baby pancake made… Now we make chili and orange yogurt cake, then hunker down for ❄️

Basketball announcer re: grades 🤝 Daniel Tiger re: trying new foods

Well-deserved!!!! We love a fairytale retelling with ghosts, ballet, and a stealth OT3. 🤫

Everyone was tested that day

(sea monster bio)

You've probably seen my writhing in The Atlantic

Spent an hour in the Pitt with my best friends, love my best friends from the Pitt.

Garcia’s actress is the right age to have seen it as a teen, what if a casual “so that was MY sexual awakening” conversation turns deeply funny. (Alternatively, Javadi accidentally guesses it during intern movie night…?)

“Maybe I should write a drabble to get back into the swing of things,” I said to myself, and got as far as, “Is Trinity Santos named after the Matrix character?”

Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,

Falling behind is such a struggle but my house is NEVER more clean than when I have 2+ episodes to catch up on and a solid chunk of free time

Max from Maurice Sendak’s Where the Wild Things Are.

Maxing.