K | jill o’lantern 🎃

Two cats sitting on top of cages and looking at the ceiling

Two cars on the floor staring up at the ceiling

Two young kittens in a cage taking notice

A cat standing on her hind legs to reach for a moth

A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.

atlantic article screenshot headline: no one knows how big pumpkins can get sub head: a decade ago, the worlds heaviest pumpkin weighed 2,000 pounds. now the 3,000 pound mark is within sight by yasmin tayag

this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread

#CriticalRole finished S4e1 through sheer determination! impressed that so many characters give such powerful “romanceable NPC in a BioWare game” vibes (complimentary)

Block letter print on notebook paper, pinned to wall YOU LOOK GREAT. YOUR TEETH ARE SHARP. YOUR EYES ARE LUMINOUS. THE TOWN FOLK WHISPER YOUR NAME IN HUSHED TONES

#MondayMotivation

Share someone who looks stylish in a hat. 👒

Tom Senya GIF Alt: Mister Rogers donning a clown mask.

Despite my grumbling about not having time for episodes of such length, I am now 1.5 hours into the first episode of the new CritRole campaign.

Oh dear lord, then it’s a good thing I haven’t even started yet, because I would need an entire weekend to watch *one* episode. 🤦🏼‍♀️ I just want to watch my stories in a reasonable amount of time!!

Not me preparing to watch these episodes on 2x speed whenever I get around to it 😬

TOO TRUE. I feel like that becomes the origin of his loyalty to Wei Wuxian, who *would* be excellent at handling the chaos of middle school. (Lmao, this also puts Lan “where the chaos is” Wangji in a new light as well…)

Happy birthday!! 🥳🎂🎉

a watercolor comic of 'stuff in nature I always stop to look at' mossy rocks, a little stream, a tree that fell over, dappled lighting

add yours!

He’s got the heart! He just needs to pick up some “how to not get bullied by children” skills. 😂

3 photos 1. joe wright reading review by kylie (5 stars) "why does it zoom on on the pig like that" 2. a frame from the movie of a giant pig. joe wright voiceover:"because this pig turned up on the day" 3. joe wright looking down the barrel of the camera, saying "and it had the biggest balls i'd ever seen in my life"

joe wright, director of pride & prejudice (2005) reading letterboxd reviews

I love, support, and wholeheartedly agree with all “Wen Ning: kindergarten teacher” head canons. I also feel compelled to point out that his classroom management *will* need work in his first couple years on the job, based on this scene. 😂

I have experienced the best case scenario for “wrote down the wrong date for a party”:
1) I wrote down the RSVP date as the party date, so I have not missed it!
2) I realized five minutes into the drive there.
3) Now I have time to make the world’s laziest Halloween costume slightly less so… 😂

A TikTok comment by user bradcraz which reads, “I am not smart enough to have this many people dumber than me.“

My feelings as a human in 2025:

a woman is holding a cup of coffee and making a funny face . Alt: A woman winces humorously and says, “Yikes.”

…well, I’m glad I wasn’t super invested in the slow burn romance I *thought* the author was developing.

And now for my every 3-5 day tradition, scrolling back on my feed until Bsky decides I’ve had enough and launches me back up to the top

No one is cooler than me. ✌🏻😎

Current tea includes “I’m not sure if this hyperlocal candidate knows that a few keyboard warriors are trying and failing to stir up drama” and “ooh, that endorsement is also a HELL of a way to throw shade on the opposing candidate… and it’s all true.”

a man talking to another man with the words bobby newport 's never had a real job in his life Alt: a man talking to another man with the words bobby newport’s never had a real job in his life

Proof that I am now an Old: the only internet drama I am currently following is about a local election. Never have I felt more nostalgic for the best of Parks and Rec.

/adds to lexicon/

fellas is it gay to live in a city

Yeah, NEA is perfect for a toddler trip because there is like… 45 minutes of interesting stuff to do, max. And I say this as a person who loves aquariums!

“There’s not as much actual sex as Bridgerton, but it has Christine Baranski, so the sexiness level is the same.” —me describing The Gilded Age to a friend

Neighbors, your band sounds good as hell, but it is both Sunday night and past toddler bedtime 👎🏻

I don’t read a lot of sports romance, but friends *really* enjoyed One True Outcome by KD Casey. I also enjoyed it, but my heart craved more baseball and less romance, apparently. 😂