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I'm inside Scarface

06.03.2026 00:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

3, huh

06.03.2026 00:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

my DMV login was visible earlier, oops

06.03.2026 00:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
06.03.2026 00:23 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

one time I heard Ralphie May say something stupid and then a couple of days later I found out it was the last thing I'd ever hear him say

06.03.2026 00:13 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

every hampton roads kid hated mancow because he was who we got instead of Stern

05.03.2026 23:40 — 👍 14    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Don't know or care about this guy but he's right about this, sorry

05.03.2026 23:30 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

god imagine that sound coming out of your headset calling you a slur

05.03.2026 23:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

she's the one in heck now

05.03.2026 23:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think it would be really funny if Trump basically drafted him out of his cushy, quasi-lifetime Senate job via tweet

05.03.2026 23:09 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

they super duper pinky swear they're gonna make windows 11 suck less ass at running games, for real this time

05.03.2026 23:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's gonna be the first console made entirely of asterisks. Steam? Some kind of asterisk (probably a gamepass sub). Back compat? Pile of asterisks, if that's a PC then those are legally rereleases and we saw that movie already with 360 back compat.

05.03.2026 21:37 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My prediction is that the next Xbox will be Wrong

05.03.2026 21:34 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

bsky.app/profile/joad...

05.03.2026 20:10 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

no one named Markwayne has a normal dick, not possible

05.03.2026 20:01 — 👍 25    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0
That scene from Succession where it's that one guy who read Mein Kampf twice and the TV in the background is showing Kristi Noem

That scene from Succession where it's that one guy who read Mein Kampf twice and the TV in the background is showing Kristi Noem

#Noements

05.03.2026 19:34 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She's very lucky she's in a room filled with the only cops on Earth who aren't on their phones.

05.03.2026 19:31 — 👍 106    🔁 12    💬 3    📌 0

Always hated them. My wife did a version with dried cranberries that I love.

05.03.2026 13:37 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 1

remember when you made excuses for Aaron Coleman

05.03.2026 11:21 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Damn, the Ayatollah and Lou Holtz in the same week. Pick up the phone. Make that phone call you’ve been putting off.

04.03.2026 21:54 — 👍 250    🔁 27    💬 10    📌 2

That 15 years of loudly and openly doing it, kinda backfiring a little on em

04.03.2026 21:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Keri should be in it too

04.03.2026 21:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Logitech finally made a non-shit h-pattern shifter that plugs into my wheelbase and I'm too busy with adult stuff to even care. Boooooo

04.03.2026 19:35 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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The international house of bees

04.03.2026 19:06 — 👍 27    🔁 3    💬 5    📌 1
Freedom of Speech but it's Dale Earnhardt

Freedom of Speech but it's Dale Earnhardt

A list by obdurodon.bsky.social titled "'Freedom of Speech' Meme Abusers

A list by obdurodon.bsky.social titled "'Freedom of Speech' Meme Abusers

Lists are for cowards.

04.03.2026 18:59 — 👍 32    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Evidence: I even quote dunked the prick

04.03.2026 18:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

FTR I don't know why I've got a Like on that. Must have happened when I was scrolling. I'm on the same page as Parker.

04.03.2026 18:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Banning this shit is the moderate option

04.03.2026 14:48 — 👍 205    🔁 40    💬 0    📌 0

Cyberpunk 2077 got way more fun for me when I could start blowing cars up with my mind

04.03.2026 17:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0