Joad The Wet Sprocket

I swear to God the hitbox for "share image" is twice as big

no really, holy shit

they made an entire ralph fiennes movie just to give all the tryhards out there permission to like american cheese on a burger

Poop Knife is ancient lore, this may just be high level Posting bsky.app/profile/joad...

That just means we gotta keep swapping stoves. That huge one over there is probably off.

The people who decide whether there is a draft are not vulnerable to that

swapping in a series of increasingly larger, hotter stoves to touch

ok but it doesn't matter what the DoD wants when it's the opposite of what Trump wants, does it?

are gorillaz paul simon in 2026

I am constantly referring to correct statements as "nonsense" because they make me uncomfortable about the assumptions that form the base of my worldview

second song is from the new album

just saw an ad for a sitcom starring Reba and it's on on Friday night. why would they do that to her

I moved my antenna and it fixed my NBC problem

gorillaz playing their 25-years-ago hit in their first performance slot on SNL

guys are we old now

every trump voter in my life is going to want to be let off the hook and I'm not gonna do it

my Kindle Fire experience is probably why I got an iPad Air instead of a base iPad. it's very good at consuming media

when I got it I was like "well, I know they're cheap, but anything can run Plex and Youtube fine"

turns out,

I got a fancy new iPad

so do I just throw out this amazon tablet from 2022

YouTube video by Jenny Nicholson THE Vampire Diaries Video

according to this video it kinda just...~is~

she keeps calling it The Vampire Diaries but that's its other name, they're the same show

people complaining about the pitt's psa storylines probably also have a million tweets about how bad democratic messaging on rights is. folks this is how liberals build political power for social change in this country: psychotically corny and saccharine tv

Clydesdale

He's praying toward Mecca

A haruspex[a] was a person trained to practise divination by the inspection of the entrails[b] of sacrificed animals, especially the livers of sacrificed sheep and poultry, a practice called haruspicy in the Ancient Roman religion.[c] Various ancient cultures of the Near East, such as the Babylonians, also read omens specifically from the liver, a practice also known by the Greek term hepatoscopy (also hepatomancy).

In case anyone else needs it

the thing from Hugo sitting at a desk

challenge for those who are very confident that the drawing automaton from Hugo (we all saw Hugo, right?) isn't conscious: Explain how human consciousness works.

Zoltar the thing from Big

challenge for those who are very confident that Zoltar isn't conscious: Explain how human consciousness works.

a black and white photo of a ventriloquist dummy

challenge for those who are very confident that Charlie McCarthy isn't conscious: Explain how human consciousness works.

I had questions

oh I was thinking you did that