Joad The Wet Sprocket

Dips tend not to leave a puddle on my plate

oh we're all hearing about it thanks to applebee's

guy who just spent an hour jabbering about nothing: "I use AI every day"

it's so funny that they're standing in front of a tiled photo of james franco

I'll admit, this is why I go light on the juice at Jersey Mike's. Once across is enough.

it's #2 on my list after the soon-to-be-released K-Pop Demon Hunters

One across is good. got some oil and some vinegar, got more than enough bread and lettuce to absorb it.

moist but not wet, that's my policy. do not drip

this is the perfect thing to post the day before It Happens

don't care for it.

the goal is for my boss to DM me "ok so explain the background"

only has the balls to complain to Tony when he's nearly dead in the hospital

tonight's PMP test prep zoom background

wait that's right walmart+ people can choose between paramount and peacock now. problem solved.

man is no meat sculptor

if hbo max and paramount plus are merging that changes the value proposition for people with walmart+ who use cricket wireless

great for bowls, bad for handhelds

someday everyone will have always been against birria

so ready for the birria thing to be over. enough with the wet tacos

Hey guys I think the story here is that after months of pieces like this nobody's hiring S1mone

So last year I looked into this for someone in the UK, and the fact that it specifically is food would make it cost a million dollars. I bet someone over there is trafficking these already.

you can just shake your head in the general direction of Maine, you don't have to do all that other stuff

oh I didn't know you were all experts in nasty looking neck rashes, that explains a lot

men is too headache am I right

"My proudest quitting moment, more than quitting men, was swearing off Amazon" is so perfect.

has Jill run back to Twitter to whine about us yet

I know many of you already know this because it’s obvious but you can absolutely take a survey of an opinion desk’s output over time and pretty accurately surmise the views—or at least the intentions—of the people who are in charge of deciding what gets published. I thought we were all adults here

imagine having a full-time media job and having this childlike understanding of your own field