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so basically im never gonna believe a context-free low quality surveillance video ever again in my life

12.10.2025 03:11 — 👍 116    🔁 10    💬 5    📌 1

And 100% less Jared Leto!

11.10.2025 18:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Lay's drastically rebrands after disturbing finding: 42% of consumers didn't know their chips were made out of potatoes | Fortune New bags—matte-ified and designed to look like wood planks (like a potato crate)—will hold the chips with revamped ingredient lists.

They're spinning this as a marketing fail but I think the real story is just that people are stupid as fucking rocks now fortune.com/2025/10/10/p...

11.10.2025 14:42 — 👍 1057    🔁 261    💬 23    📌 93

an incontestable fact of the second trump administration is it is actively trying to sicken and kill as many americans as it can

11.10.2025 15:24 — 👍 5590    🔁 1638    💬 153    📌 54

I genuinely cannot express how vital it is that you train yourself to recognize AI-generated images and videos for your own good because none of this is going away and many, many people are counting on you to fall for their shit

11.10.2025 14:46 — 👍 3874    🔁 1048    💬 31    📌 38

attn @criminalerin.bsky.social @leftistlawyer.com @nberlat.bsky.social you're all following this account that is posting AI generated misinformation, FYI.

11.10.2025 07:40 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

He's just like... describing a business. That's just A Business. Why is he acting like it's some nefarious secret thing?

10.10.2025 05:34 — 👍 22    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

100% guy bragged about it in a group chat.

10.10.2025 05:27 — 👍 48    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0
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Mistake on the Lake 6 Tournament Results
ddrcommunity.com/mistake-on-t...

09.10.2025 01:28 — 👍 44    🔁 14    💬 0    📌 1

when i saw marsha fucking blackburn was being honored by journalists i thought i was having a neurological episode

09.10.2025 12:55 — 👍 1853    🔁 371    💬 54    📌 17

He burned all of his goodwill. Even if he goes back to not using AI, people still aren't gonna trust him.

09.10.2025 17:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
09.10.2025 15:19 — 👍 6031    🔁 767    💬 167    📌 25

Both those dudes are just the fuckin worst

09.10.2025 17:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Patrick isn't even a lawyer. He's just talking out of his ass.

09.10.2025 09:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If a lot of experts in a particular field outside of your own are telling you that you're wrong and you're shoving your fingers in your ears and saying "nuh uh," then yeah I'd say you're obtuse.

09.10.2025 09:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city

r/Lollapalooza 3 yr. ago DaL 028 Join [deleted] I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa... Question I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city

In some ways this is the government now

08.10.2025 23:42 — 👍 10915    🔁 1511    💬 434    📌 173

The thing about crashing a tank through a museum of antiquities is that you don't have to be a particularly skilled driver to do a lot of damage.

09.10.2025 01:26 — 👍 649    🔁 116    💬 9    📌 4
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Every highlighted bit here is a euphemism for "yeah I used AI"

08.10.2025 21:20 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Because he's not trying to say that it's not AI. He's trying to say that AI isn't "slop" – which is even funnier lol

08.10.2025 21:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lol so he's basically just saying "yes I used AI, but don't call it slop – I promise I still worked really hard on it!"

08.10.2025 21:15 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

lmao oh yeah, that's unquestionable. Yikes. Very disappointed.

08.10.2025 21:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a room with people sitting at tables . ALT: a man in a military uniform is standing in front of a room with people sitting at tables .

"So he is also the kind of passenger who puts both his carry-on bags overhead."

08.10.2025 18:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Pray | Guy Montgomery's Guy Mont-Spelling Bee #comedyshorts #spellingbee #guymontgomery
YouTube video by Guy Montgomery Pray | Guy Montgomery's Guy Mont-Spelling Bee #comedyshorts #spellingbee #guymontgomery

it's called Guy Montgomery's Guy Mont Spelling Bee and it's amazing
youtube.com/shorts/onV7Z...

08.10.2025 00:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It was already a show! Called "Lingo"! It's been around for like 40 years, in multiple iterations!

08.10.2025 00:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
07.10.2025 04:22 — 👍 5249    🔁 2014    💬 15    📌 19

Obligatory Jenny Nicholson Tweet

07.10.2025 20:54 — 👍 5150    🔁 1650    💬 23    📌 26

And literally everyone else will laugh at her for still driving a Tesla.

07.10.2025 19:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The good thing about the redesign is that you can definitely tell if someone bought it recently (and therefore knowingly) after Elon *really* showed his full ass. No "whoopsie, I didn't know!" bumper stickers allowed.

07.10.2025 19:07 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Absolutely no interest in seeing Jared Leto in literally anything. They lost me as soon as they announced his casting years ago.

07.10.2025 19:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if he got cancelled like he said, why is he still posting?

07.10.2025 17:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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