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DJ PON3 XD 🎵 #mlp

he is so repulsive... ugh <3
#homestuck #dirkstrider

why is everybody dating everybody, everyone here should be put in a gladiator pit and whoever is standing last wins

"i consent!" -kismesis
"i consent!" -kismesis
"I DONT!" -auspistce

[oc] Card Suits

#KasuyOC #DeadPacific

discord profile as santa claus with an orange banner, status says "maybe you could finally get your mouth on the genuine egbert pussy"

thanks santa

a cartoon character with a crescent moon on his shirt Alt: dirk strider crying in derse

Sometimes I fantasize about coming home drunk and beating Dirk Strider until he feels numb. I kick him in the ribs until he can hardly breathe. Then i start to cry and apologize, beg him to forgive me. I hold him all night as he gently cries into my t-shirt. Please help is there any hope for me

Sometimes I fantasize about coming home drunk and beating Bro Strider until he feels numb. I kick him in the ribs until he can hardly breathe. Then i start to cry and apologize, but he beats my ass harder than i beat his in return. i am forced to go to the hospital and we file a domestic dispute

A crow stands on a wall next to a silvery-white shrub. The crow is standing to the side of me but its head is turned towards me and it has a look on its face as if it has just made a rude remark about me.

You look like the guy that feeds us peanuts - only fatter!
That's me you fool
#crow #cawmunity #corvid 🪶

#homestuck #rosemary

#homestuck

#homestuck #davekat

#homestuck #davekat

#homestuck #davekat

Dogtier #dirkjake fucking request from cc!

#homesmut

read act omega on mspfa. do it. #dirkjake #homestuck

#homestuck #dirkjake

#homestuck #dirkjake you interrupted them

Some saucy DirkJakes, just a few of many #DirkJake #art #DirkStrider #JakeEnglish #homestuck

#homestuck #dirkjake

jake rimming dirk while holding him up, almost upside down so all his weight is on his head and arms, while his legs are around jake's shoulders

🔞 dirkjake rimming for anon! thankuuuu >:3

#dirkjake #homesmut

[ #Homesmut repost December 2023]

Old #SecretSanta bondage present for a friend uwu

#DirkStrider | #DirkJake | #JakeEnglish

A colorful illustration of two cowboys riding their horses in gaudy pink and mint cow print outfits. Two robots that look just like them are holding a lasso in the background.

Plastic cowboys ✨ #homestuck #dirkjake

Color image of 2 characters showing their entire body. Jake English (left) and Dirk Strider (right) from the webcomic Homestuck, against a blue background Jake stands facing away from the viewer with a small smile, down towards Dirk, who leans in to him semi obscured by Jake's body, eyes closed and smiling as his right foot steps slightly back. Dirk's right hand rests at Jake's waist, while his left is held up in Jake's right hand, fingers intertwined as they slow dance together. Jake is tall with dark hair, brown skin and square glasses. He wears dark green suspenders and a loosened tie over a white dress shirt, the sleeves rolled up to show his arms, which are hairy. He wears brown pants that stop at the ankle, right where his brown oxford shoes meet. Dirk is shorter, with bleached blonde hair that shows its darker roots and brown skin. He wears brown suspenders and a loosened tie over a cream colored dress shirt, with grey-green pants that stop at the ankle, right where his green oxford shoes meet. End ID.

Color image of 2 characters from the waist up. Jake English (right) and Dirk Strider (left) from the webcomic Homestuck, against a purple-pink background. With Jake's right hand at Dirk's waist, he pulls Dirk in close, his eyes closed as he kisses Dirk's right temple. Dirk smiles, the upper half of his face obscured by Jake's kiss as he leans into Jake, Dirk's left and Jake's right hand interlocked and raised up as they dance together. A heart radiates up from between them. Jake is tall with dark hair, brown skin and square glasses. He wears dark green silk tie and vest over a white dress shirt, the collar popped and the sleeves rolled up to show his arms, which are hairy. He wears brown pants with a silver buckled leather belt. Dirk is shorter, with bleached blonde hair that shows its darker roots and brown skin. He wears a brown silk tie under an orange silk vest. The vest has dark rose detailing starting at the chest that ends at the shoulders, underneath the vest is a white dress shirt and grey-brown pants End ID.

Color image of 2 characters from the waist up. Jake English (left) and Dirk Strider (right) from the webcomic Homestuck, against a yellow background. Laugh symbols radiate from the both of them, and the piece is colored in a warm sunlight yellow, emphasizing the happiness of the moment. Jake stands facing away from the viewer, right arm wrapped around Dirk as he laughs with a closed eye smile, his left hand holding Dirk's right out and away in a loose hold in a faux waltz. Dirk, laughing and smiling with him, has his left arm around Jake, hand resting open at his back as they dance. Jake is tall with dark hair, brown skin and square glasses. He wears dark green suspenders and a loosened tie over a white dress shirt, the collar popped and sleeves rolled up to show his arms, which are hairy. He wears brown pants with a leather belt. Dirk is shorter, with bleached blonde hair that shows its darker roots and brown skin. He wears brown suspenders and a loosened silk tie over a cream colored dress shirt, with the sleeves rolled up to show his arms, and grey-green pants with a silver buckled leather belt. End ID.

"Put Your Head On My Shoulder" Circa October 2020 #dirkjake #homestuck #soymikkiart

Catabolic seed ❤️ #homestuck #dirkjake

Lets begin with this one from november 2022 💖

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PAGE 5858 #HSPRZINE #homestuck