Tim Gough

every recipe can be a one bowl recipe if you're not a coward

I love coffee

I love bbq

I hate bbq coffee rubs

Doing some middle aged man stuff and shredding papers in the garage before starting work.

JACOB YOUNG, HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!?

millennials are band directors now and I think that’s terrific

Jerkass squirrel…eats all the bird seed then sits there staring at me

I thought it was investaments

For real, this is what you wanted Trump voters? I cannot wrap my head around any of this.

Had to put our boy down 3 weeks ago. I loved giving him steak scraps. Give your pup an extra scratch for me tonight.

One of the things about the burbs is being able to spot the biggest pieces of shit from a mile away. Either rocking We the People/1776/Grunt Life apparel. Guaranteed none of these folks have ever opened a history book but hey it sounds cool?

World War 3 kinda sucks, but you know, it was either this or pronouns

“Take up pickleball you fuckin loser” is one of the better insults I’ve heard lately.

We had to put our 13.5 year dog down last week. It’s been so much harder than I expected. But this really made me smile and warmed my heart. That last photo 🥹

I would really like to thank this current administration for the insane increase in spam calls and texts I’ve been getting.

Oh and lol Edmonton

Lol Knicks

I have a solution for our lil Pirate Pup

The most annoying lady in NYC

You’re a coward. Just fade into obscurity already.

Olaf!

If anyone needs me I’ll be doing the Buffalo Bill Dance

Again, the richest man in human history personally individually directed this

This is the first time seeing your pup since the other place. They got big!

An anthropomorphic loaf of bread with bulging eyeballs and hands that grow directly out of his body, next to his mouth, and look oddly human except that there are only four fingers. The photo is good but I must implore you to check out the video.

It has come to my attention that not nearly enough of you know about Bernd das Brot, the German children's program about a clinically depressed loaf of bread who enjoys studying his wallpaper and eating gruel and whose catchphrases include "my life is hell" and "I would like to leave this show."

I’m excited for the next phase of my life where I don’t have to buy baby wipes for my kids or dog.

Lucero tonight in a 300 person room. Unreal

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I really want to goto one of these

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Merry Christmas ya filthy animal

One of my commenters just called Woody Johnson's kids "The Uday and Qusay version of Drake LaRoche" and I can't breathe.