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DAZN getting the Canadian PL rights when I was 16 has been disastrous for my awareness of the league. What the fuck do you mean Spurs are barely above the relegation zone

05.03.2026 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if I could make an R package out of this but also if the ISU would kill me for it

04.03.2026 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Spent the day trying to extract figure skating data from PDFs instead of working on my research

04.03.2026 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine watching the sens pummel the leafs when you could blow out your calves playing PokΓ©mon go instead

01.03.2026 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ

27.02.2026 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Members of the Ottawa Senators Women’s Hockey Club are helping to raise money to bring Indigenous girls from Akwesasne, upstate New York, and Cornwall to the Ottawa Charge’s Indigenous Unity Night on March 4th.

If you’re able, help by donating: form.jotform.com/260455414526...

27.02.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I'm just not a very political person" says man who met with President, speaker of the house, head of the fbi, and attended the state of the union

26.02.2026 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

guys this isn’t about politics at all!! everyone knows that every little kid grows up dreaming of winning olympic gold and going to meet the speaker of the house of representatives

26.02.2026 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's gonna be fun when Jacob Trouba becomes the biggest babyface in the NHL when he elbows a gold medalist in the head

25.02.2026 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At least four pedestrians struck by a car before it crashed into a building on Rideau Street this morning. One dead, two critically injured. Police are looking for dashcam footage and such. www.ottawapolice.ca/en/news/fata...

25.02.2026 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Idk

25.02.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

being a leftist means being correct but too early for society to realize? ❌

being Matt Bosty means being correct but too early for society to realize βœ…

trust in Matt Bosty and you will never fail

25.02.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

barstool sens being the only ones still carrying water here is the most predictable and funny thing I've seen

25.02.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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Jayden King set to make history as first Black skip in Brier history.

#Brier2026

VIDEO: youtu.be/tImwQiFT0Hk

25.02.2026 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

I have no strong feelings either way

25.02.2026 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently purposely putting it as 9:50 in my calendar was a stroke of genius

25.02.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Was freaking out this morning bc I was running late for a dentist appointment at 9:50, I get there and turns out it was at 10

25.02.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Support People Get Ready on GiveMN A Benefit Concert by The Gated Community for Families Affected by ICE

My aunt, uncle and cousins in Minneapolis are still running a fundraiser for families affected by ICE, and there are 2 days left to donate, if any of you would like to channel this anger into something good.

www.givemn.org/story/vtazhg...

24.02.2026 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just a reminder that the "Ottawa Citizen" is in fact American owned and is shaping this "get over it" media narrative accordingly.

23.02.2026 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

brady tkachuk on a generational β€œlosing the will of the people” run

23.02.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 50    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

friendly reminder that you don't need to watch the sens anymore this season if you don't want to

23.02.2026 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

This is a big one for me

23.02.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Is the president mocking the U.S. women’s hockey team on a celebratory call with the men’s team going to attract even an iota of the sustained handwringing that the idea of trans athletes disadvantaging women’s sports has gotten

23.02.2026 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7247    πŸ” 1760    πŸ’¬ 76    πŸ“Œ 57

it’s no where near the worst part but the laughing at the women’s team who just achieved the exact same thing as them is an extra little irksome moment in all this like these guys are just such losers

23.02.2026 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

where amadio

23.02.2026 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

they’re gonna have to slowly reintroduce brady to the sens fanbase the same way you reintroduce solids back into your diet after having the flu

22.02.2026 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

The sky is grey. Evil has prevailed at the Olympics. Ridly Greig won fastest lap at Sens Skills

22.02.2026 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Left: Gordon Ramsay leans down to hug a little blonde girl, captioned β€œOh dear, oh dear. Gorgeous.”

Right: closeup of an angry Ramsay looking to the left, captioned β€œYou fucking donkey.”

Left: Gordon Ramsay leans down to hug a little blonde girl, captioned β€œOh dear, oh dear. Gorgeous.” Right: closeup of an angry Ramsay looking to the left, captioned β€œYou fucking donkey.”

me @ every other canadian olympian vs the men’s hockey team

22.02.2026 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0