Topsie is on parole 🇮🇪 🇵🇸

who would have thought that the guy who, facing the possibility of having to live with only the second-most prestigious law job in america, started shrieking and crying in a senate hearing about his detractors reaping the whirlwind would turn out to be a gormless partisan hack

they're putting the money in protective custody

Have to wait till summer, might even get him at a con!

In the meantime, I need to source some oversized novelty handcuffs for him.

Y’know liberation day was the thing that made me stop investing my savings and buy a fursuit instead, so it wasn't a total loss

turns out they follow consistent patterns so maybe it's not!

oh no I hadn't even considered people using LLMs to generate passwords

I fancy some vintage silverware and a cursed necklace!

Sonic is visiting Knuckles, who is lying in a hospital bed. Knuckles looks awful. He looks kind of dogshit. He's just lying there with his jaw hanging wide open with a cavernous black void within. His head is upturned, and you can only make out his left eye, which is narrow, squinting, nearly closed. Sonic is looking at him with a half-hearted wave, with deep concern and a certain emotional pain, like he's not surprised but uncomfortable with the situation nonetheless. Knuckles gloves are bandaged, and their spikes are distinctly missing. Dialogue reads: Sonic: "Hey Knux. How you holding up, buddy?" Knuckles: "furlington boat cactory" Sonic: "i'll miss ya, man."

Hmm don't remember the Freaky Shower at NFC

I've been trying not to change my gym routine based on things I see on YouTube but I decided today to start taking all my sets to failure and...

Oh God I should have been doing this all along shouldn't I?

now I think of it the other dogs *did* seem to hate him. @zeeksheppy.bsky.social kicked him awake just on instinct.

in the sense of a chihuahua being loud, untrainable and annoying yeah

He caused plenty of trouble... for other inmates. I don't remember *him* getting cell extracted in the middle of the night and dragged to Adseg to be [gently but firmly talked to]

One of us assaulted two COs and it wasn't you

Not allowed in competition anymore

It's not just shit -- it's piss!

i finally can show you my old set of animation i did for this project i joined it in 2022 and my last animations was done in 2024

bsky.app/profile/gnig...

it was fun to animate such a different characters and work with a good team

i am glad i was part of this project and team

Oh to be a Chinese cat, getting picked up from school and doing New Year shopping with my cat father

Enough people have mistaken me for a coyote that I think it's funny now

Surprised that this isn’t mentioned more. For all the harms of social media, it’s clear that it impacts older people at the same rate at least, if not more as they’re more susceptible to financial scams etc. Yet, basically nothing on that

This is what's in the newspapers in RoboCop

Repost if you'd be shot by the Olympic weasel

got a very cozy local pub with an upstairs music venue here, I imagine it like that

*tap tap tap*

afaik if you find something like this in Ireland the state will compensate you, but you ARE handing it over

same, they never run out of big rocks to make into little rocks!

one year later... the fun never stops in grape's awesome jail!

Voice of experience here; it's easier to sleep if you use the bed!

And even if anyone did do it, our tax system *specifically* discourages investing in funds!