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Handcuff bruises are just the sign of a good night out. He/Him Sword Gay

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Oh to be a Chinese cat, getting picked up from school and doing New Year shopping with my cat father

16.02.2026 23:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Enough people have mistaken me for a coyote that I think it's funny now

16.02.2026 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
16.02.2026 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4363    ๐Ÿ” 1105    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Surprised that this isnโ€™t mentioned more. For all the harms of social media, itโ€™s clear that it impacts older people at the same rate at least, if not more as theyโ€™re more susceptible to financial scams etc. Yet, basically nothing on that

16.02.2026 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 69    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is what's in the newspapers in RoboCop

16.02.2026 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Repost if you'd be shot by the Olympic weasel

15.02.2026 19:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 564    ๐Ÿ” 168    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

got a very cozy local pub with an upstairs music venue here, I imagine it like that

16.02.2026 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*tap tap tap*

16.02.2026 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

afaik if you find something like this in Ireland the state will compensate you, but you ARE handing it over

16.02.2026 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

same, they never run out of big rocks to make into little rocks!

16.02.2026 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

one year later... the fun never stops in grape's awesome jail!

15.02.2026 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 278    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Voice of experience here; it's easier to sleep if you use the bed!

16.02.2026 00:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And even if anyone did do it, our tax system *specifically* discourages investing in funds!

15.02.2026 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I do alienating Irish political talk on purpose

15.02.2026 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only sympathy I felt for Heather Humphries was the national media going "If only there was a woman running for president. If *only* there was a conservative woman running for president..."

15.02.2026 12:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

my most favorite valentine card i've ever made~ Featuring Taslin Beck From @gnollplaying.games Deadlaws campaign

14.02.2026 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had no idea that polymarket showed your business to the world like that. It's what the people who use it deserve

14.02.2026 11:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A bright sun travels video about the Disney Destiny

A bright sun travels video about the Disney Destiny

You wouldn't think one of my favorite youtubers would be an American with loads of money who keeps using it to have a disappointing time, and yet

14.02.2026 00:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think it's a potato, and I think it would be fine

14.02.2026 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't siege Cyberstan, take it immediately lol

13.02.2026 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Bertie Ahern standing in a trenchcoat in a flooded Dublin street, 2002.

Bertie Ahern standing in a trenchcoat in a flooded Dublin street, 2002.

Mise ag an am seo.

13.02.2026 10:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Had to become a shoes by the door household weeks ago because everything would be filthy otherwise

13.02.2026 09:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Made an annotated version of "Something Big Is Coming" for all of you to enjoy. I hate this guy's writing so much
www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/qw6k5...

12.02.2026 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 733    ๐Ÿ” 144    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 48    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30

Oh God I can't believe how long it is!

13.02.2026 02:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's a Valentine's ad running on Radio Kerry for a fish shop that basically goes "Like fish?Are you single? Then buy our fish!" Not a special offer, not a single's night in store, just a suggestion that fish are the solution to being single on Valentine's and you know what, I've heard worse ideas

12.02.2026 21:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 166    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

When I was taught management accounting I found myself thinking about Fixed Costs as being like big sharp rocks under the waterline

12.02.2026 19:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hmm this is going on the list

12.02.2026 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Where will the middle class incomes to pay the carpenters come from?"

"Wha?"

12.02.2026 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's really funny that the musk magic still works on the same people who hounded Jan Marselek into disgrace and exile

11.02.2026 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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