Mark S is NOT respecting the balance rn
21.03.2025 01:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mark S is NOT respecting the balance rn
21.03.2025 01:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Went to sidetrack and got a “get it girl” from a 50+ silver bear as I was dancing against the wall so I think I can die now?
09.02.2025 07:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Saw a guy get out of the drivers seat of his car while in the McDonald’s drive through and proceed to throw a snowball at his wife in the passenger seat before getting back in and pulling forward. I think that’s what love looks like in 2025.
13.01.2025 02:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mind you I’m not an optometrist- I only learned this bc I got so congested after I began to cry listening to Cynthia Erivo’s rendition of Alfie. I was like how did I go from clear sinus to total congestion in two seconds flat? Little did I know my tears were on a water slide straight to snotville
20.12.2024 02:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So your lacrimal gland that produces tears is actually above the eye. Which means tears are actually just moving down over your eyes and then whatever you don’t cry onto your cheeks is washed INTO your tear ducts and into your nose.
20.12.2024 01:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hi so fun fact I just learned: apparently your tear ducts are where tears go IN to your NOSE?? Not OUT?? Like this whole time I thought tears squeezed out of tear ducts like milk ducts?? But no??
20.12.2024 01:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Goddamnit that’s exactly where I was hoping it wasn’t.
16.12.2024 21:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0WHAT. Which cross streets?
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"Peacocks and Peonies II"by John La Farge 1882, stained glass window. Smithsonian American Art Museum.
#Art
another landscape embroidery! inspired by my travels in the arctic circle — mountains in tromsø, norway ❄️
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“Fig 31 - Asking a question answered by this document” absolutely sent me oh my god
11.12.2024 23:12 — 👍 124 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0I got a heavy metal commemorative coin for winning a giveaway at work that I unknowingly entered by reporting a phishing email and it honestly made my month. I love heavy coins 🙂↕️
20.11.2024 20:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think one thing companies haven’t considered is the rise of diy bidets you can install easily at home like Tushy which make it infinitely more unpleasant to go into an office and wipe your ass with 0.5 ply toilet paper.
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What I’m doing: pooping at the office
What I want to be doing: pooping at home
This guy is VERY suspicious 👀
18.11.2024 19:30 — 👍 10505 🔁 868 💬 378 📌 138I’m always curious how long these take you. They’re always gorgeous!
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