Sasha Landau

when Janelle Monae said a bitch look pretty a bitch look handsome, I felt that

so birdingpilled that in my dream last night I saw a bird I didn't recognize and excitedly whipped my phone out to open up the MerlinBirdID app for it to tell me that it was the bird that Fiona blows up with her singing in Shrek

This is a still frame from an episode of Star Trek: the next generation where Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the starship enterprise is stranded on a planet, with a leader of a people whose language is based in metaphor entirely. Eventually, Picard figures out how to communicate by referencing famous historical leaders from the people‘s history. But initially, it’s very confusing. This is thussly a joke on obscure references. The image has some fake subtitles that suggest Picard is saying “Miette, her body KICKED like the football”which is a much beloved, deep cut tweet where Patricia Lockwood was explaining that her cat was mad that she had slightly moved her aside with her foot.

Back from the 1800 person conference I have spent the last 4 months planning and dying over and woke up today finally feeling like myself again. Going to go birding. 🦢

What I’m learning is that you and Mae have left a third persons worth of room on the bed just for the pets. So selfless

not enough people sarcastically saying “excusez-moi” anymore

As someone who followed you for OHSHC reasons I am thriving

Gift of the Peeni

ur never gonna escape samsara like that, playboy

trans day of taking a nice little walk with my friends and then getting an ice cream 🥰

an acrylic gouache painting of Miss Piggy who stands holding the end of her dress. She is surrounded by a series of abstract frames containing vines & drawings of kermit the frog, in a style inspired by midcentury medieval revival art & fashion.

A close up of an acrylic gouache painting of Miss Piggy who stands holding the end of her dress. She is surrounded by a series of abstract frames containing vines & drawings of kermit the frog, in a style inspired by midcentury medieval revival art & fashion.

Fools… fools all!!!

I’m obsessed with the textures in this

“Honey, it’s time for lead!”

being an indie bookseller in the helltimes has felt both very stable and very stabilizing, and part of me wishes everyone could be on my side of the counter for a little while, because I think it would help some of you be a little less cynical and doomy right now. so here is my VERY anecdotal data:

Have you ever thought about doing a Jadzia cosplay bc I see it tbh

🌹Sleeping Beauty 🌹

So inconvenient having to reset pronouns every 90 days. I used to have Google choose strong pronouns for me so I wouldn't have to remember them, but I don't really trust Google with them anymore, so I'm back to creating my own. Gotta keep a spreadsheet to remember which ones I've used.

his dark materials is like: men will literally wage war on the heavens before going to therapy

Hieroglyphics with translation texts below them that reads I made my body evolve through my own effectiveness. I am the one who made me. I built myself as I wished, according to my heart.

Just reminded myself how hard the ending of Coffin Text Spell 714 goes

😩😩😩

A unsettling AI image of an uncanny valley family standing on a cruise ship.

Was checking in to a cruise on Holland America’s website and had to zoom as soon as I saw this AI generated picture. Me on family vacation with Grandma Slay and Grandpa Boots.

YouTube video by Kiana Khansmith Pretty Pretty Please I Don’t Want to be a Magical Girl (PILOT)

FEBRUARY 28TH 10AM PST!!!!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf7b...

I 🟢 BALL!

A print style illustration of someone lancing a dragon through the head. The Caption reads: "SHUT UP" and it could be about whoever you want.

New A4 print in shop. Edition of 100, signed and numbered.
Could be about anyone.
www.sonnyross.com/shop/shut-up...

I walked out of the office thinking about work so intently that I tried to badge in to unlock my car 😐 help

RTO policies don’t hold space for the days when my hair is so insane mortal men would quake to behold it :/

getting the severed procedure but unfortunately I work from home

Star Trek Deep Space Nine scene. We're at a DS9 fancy party of some sort with lots of folks milling about and having drinks and hors d'oeuvres served amongst flowers and decorations. We see Starfleet in dress uniforms and some Romulan folk with pointy ears and eyebrow loaf among the distinguished guests. Here, across 3 screenshots we see a #networking chat between Dr Bashir and a stuffy Romulan fella. Picture one is Bashir, greeting stuffy guy. Closed caption reads, "Well, it's a pleasure to meet you." Picture two is on the tall Romulan fella. He seems smug, stern, and generally unimpressed. Caption reads, "Why?" Picture three is back on Bashir, caption reads, "Well, you've got me there."

Alt in pic 1

Alt in pic 1 Also, have you heard about the Jonestown survivor who's famous for having no sense of humor? Always misses the punchline.

Ink/digital illustration of a girl studying at a desk, held up by a monster’s tentacles

A Deadly Education inspired piece from class I recently wrapped up #illustration #art