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distinctly remember watching the livestream with izzy and going "no this is a joke. for sure" like it was literally unbelievable. it could not be believed

hello everyone. as of 3:43 am EST, 30 years into a life that notably lived through the bush administration, i have finally understood "pwned". i did this by looking at my keyboard. youll notice the "P" and "O" keys are next to each other. im planning to publish my findings as i believe im the first

i can envision myself soaking him in milk and slamming him against the wall so clearly. i can hear the wet thud he'd make

so productive today. cleaning out a bunch of things in the basement. lets give these clothes left in this long-abandoned clothes basket a wash. uh oh! oh no! oops! #DeadMouse #DeadMouse #SuperDeadMouseInClothesBasket therewasadeadmouseinthebottomoftheclosebasket.com/careers

ok ok i know about the wplace thing ok i just want to say. when i checked there was genuinely nothing in my hometown. like no spamton vandalization, absolutely nothing. combination of internet access still being sparse+no one knowing the place anyways. i love being from nowhere #mynowhere

one might think i avoided reading berserk up until a couple of years ago because of the Dark Subject Matter within but if im being entirely truthful i didnt want to read it because i thought guts' haircut was ugly

keep getting startled by this character in maplestorys late game story quests. and hes important too. hes like a key part of the thing

seeing this woman on the EverQuest box in my uncles gaming room was the first time i experienced a motherquake. even now i'm still like YES girl let them have it!

my most new age hippie belief is that i think dogs have psychic abilities a little. i can open a bag of treats while bill is outside and he will show up at the door because he can sense it. ill pet bill on the head and no matter the distance lucy will come running because she knows its pet time

beyond met expectations btw. i had to pause episode 5 because i was laughing too hard at it. they had like 7 individual scenes going on simultaneously shown in split screen and it made things entirely incomprehensible. and it went on for like 10 minutes. really good stuff

"we need a slur for ai users" is whats happening out there huh. every day i feel more and more certain were currently in the "dark ages and decline" part of our wikipedia article

new anime adaptation of one of the nichijou guys manga??? and it's done by kyoani??❓‼️ there is a reaction image revolution upon us. everything is about to change

need to go to the dentist. closest place that has openings and took my insurance is an hour away. in my hometown(ok not my hometown but the singular city near my hometown). the terror of this has been surging through me all day. if i see someone from highschool im jumping in the river

it's so hard. i got to 4 before i started struggling

saw something that asked about your top 10 favorite characters and i've been wracking my brain all day trying to think of what mine would be. whenever i'm asked something like this i instantly forget all knowledge. i don't think i've ever read or watched or seen anything in my entire life

scrolled past this fast and i thought the bag inside this was a bat. like. a gigantic bat. and it took me a more time than it shouldve to realize it wasnt because "gets a terrarium and a giant bat makes a home in it" seemed like something that would happen to you

+shb raid didnt even have hades in it when the point of shb was that hades is epic+it didnt have the shb theme in it either when the shb theme is both epic AND bada$$

jumping on shinryus tail active time maneuver is like the very first ffxiv in-combat mega hype moment not cashing in on it is bizarre. like its "ultimate raid" ready and sb is far enough away to incur nostalgia. you couldve put it in unaltered and everyone would clap

also doing the "i was born in the wrong generation" thing but again entirely because i was only 5 when scatman john died and therefore too young to form lasting memories

doing the "i wish i was japanese :( </3" thing solely and entirely because scatman john was more famous there

ruminating on this bc you're right and it's hilarious because it's a gacha game based on. horse racing. a gacha game that returns to its roots. a game your grandma with a gambling addiction would understand

fascinated by uma musumes success. like, not in general. i get the idea. ive just seen so many adamant Anti Gachaslop people get into it. thats what i dont understand. why is THIS one the one that got them. its so interesting

when my sibling was little they'd go "ooh, my manees" to imitate adults complaining about joint pain. so now any time our backs hurt we all go ooh my manees. it's so integrated into our vocabulary i have to occasionally remind myself a "manee" is not a genuine body part

this is to say one of my slops is releasing a monster girl soon and every time i see her im like omg...chimera falin reference? as if dungeon meshi was the first thing to ever think of this kind of monster human design. and all THAT is to say this was all an excuse to post about this monster girl

i live every day like that "guy thats only played x: getting a lot of x vibes from this" but it just adjusts to whatever thing i was just interested in. for like a year after i played shadowbringers every single story had shadowbringers vibes to it. they did not in fact have any similarities

it was legitimately hard to type this because i kept laughing at how scared i was of this thing. i can still picture it lumbering forward aimlessly and feeling like i was being pursued by a vicious predator. it was less threatening than a furby

the first time i ever felt pure terror was when i saw the "mascot" our towns firefighters had. it was a rudimentary "animatronic" that was a child sized dalmatian in a firefighter hat+coat almost assuredly slapped on top of a remote control car. it could only move forward and backward slowly

when you make a post online with terf in it you should get an capcha that asks you what each letter of the acronym stands for. and you only get one chance. and when you get it wrong your device explodes

playing maplestory again. this game is so ridiculous. my skills hit from anywhere between 10 to 64 times per second, each hit does roughly 1 billion damage, my gear score is listed as "26 million" and all these numbers are considered "early-to-midgame". & all the while my character looks like this

its worth noting i have never heard this anywhere else and it has been so long since i saw this that i cant even be sure its not something i made up. but the impact of it speaks for itself