Hannah Davis

Lest anyone doubt me...

Working in an office is weird, because we're all so busy "closing the loop" and "lifting tasks" that no one knows I'm going to the opening of a Creed-themed bead painting show tonight.

raise your hand if you've relied on federal funding to pay your rent, buy groceries, etc. 🙋

an empty squash court illuminated only by my phone's flash

In search of 5 completely empty, unused, pitch-black squash and racquetball courts? No problem!

Apparently, she is very, very expensive. Turns out $25k only gets you so far! 🙃

Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird

We finally coughed up for a good VPN, so we can just watch via iPlayer.

Worker standing in a poinsettia nursery where she is working

Jesus shared some of the work of his coworkers in a poinsettia nursery in Gilroy CA. Each plant is carefully watered and fed until they are wrapped in festive foil and placed in homes around the country during the holiday season. #WeFeedYou

All these goobers posting airplanes and stars thinking they’re drones made me realize that if there was social media 500 years ago, a bunch of people would have been sharing pictures labeled “omg a mermaid” with community notes like “that’s a rock” and “manatee.”

sorry for lack of poasting depression is really getting me down and whaleship careers, the traditional solution for seasonal affective disorder, are really scarce these days

Michael Bay movie but it starts off at Dogtown and ends up at Nick Tahoe’s.

This may be hard for some to stomach, but your love of Christmas music might actually be an undiscovered passion for jazz.

a drab, fluorescent-lit room scattered with mismatched furniture from the early '90s

Joined a new gym. Turned a corner in the locker room and found the entrance to the Backrooms.

who needs six months at the sanatorium?

mj moorehouse, battle creek sanatorium, battle creek, mi (1928)

my Google calendar for today which is completely empty 🤗

best feeling in the world

Shoutout to fishing in video games

That shit rules

A drawing of a polar bear standing on two feet and dancing on ice, flanked by four penguins on its left and right.

The North Polar Bear dancing with the Penguin chiefs, drawn by J.R.R. Tolkien. This is an image included in one of his Christmas letters for his children sent in 1940, which later became a part of the illustrated book "Letters from Father Christmas."

#BookologyThursday #Winter #Tolkien ❄️🐻‍❄️🐧

How to draw Christmas, 1986. Ed Emberley. www.presentandcorrect.com/blogs/blog/h...

Purchased/scanned by us.

A small black dog sleeps soundly within a pile of pillows and quits.

May we all sleep as soundly as Henry.

in these situations, I just point at my screen and hope someone knows more than I do 😬

feels like a very fancy lil treat and is excellent in cold weather!

We were hooked after this line.

lapsang souchong!

The average American adult eats 8 lbs. of candy every year. We just received a package from Jake's aunt that contains 24 lbs. of candy. Let me know if you need any Maltesers. 🫠

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there are tons of them! try "burberry waxed cotton jacket"

I thought so! Have been wearing it obsessively.

Millennial sylvia plath sticking her head in a air fryer

Highly recommend a beat up Burberry equivalent for a schlumpier, more relaxed look. I recently got this one for ≈$80 on eBay.

University of Rochester administrators, yet again: